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Elon Musk’s evil plan?

To help a Putin puppet Trump get re-elected while pretending he’s a misunderstood genius.

Somewhere, a secret lair is missing its villain monologue.

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Nigel, the $100m isn't for freeloaders who don't know their place.

Tommy's too extreme even for you?
Sad!
Imagine being out-far-righted!

Looks like even fascists have limits.
Who knew! 🤷‍♀️

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