#MyEscapePlanInvolves

• catapult

• wingsuit

• LOTS of Vaseline

I didn't say it was a GOOD one!
🙄

#MyEscapePlanInvolves being Sly

#MyEscapePlanInvolves some cutting

#MyEscapePlanInvolves Seeing the world through different eyes

#MyEscapePlanInvolves lots of running

#MyEscapePlanInvolves Pina colada and getting caught in the rain. Don't tell my old lady.

#MyEscapePlanInvolves

Rhymey things like I sometimes do now and again …

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I’m an escaper
Doing a caper
All that’s left of me
Is my moist vapor 💨

(“moist” ftw 🙌)

#MyEscapePlanInvolves
Lotsa Tacos 🌮 🌮 🌮 girls gotta eat.

#MyEscapePlanInvolves not discussing my escape plan with you rabbler babblers 😂

#MyEscapePlanInvolves a specially outfitted van.

#MyEscapePlanInvolves meeting up with the dude from the hamburger train.

a man is crawling out of a hole in the sand on a beach . ALT: a man is crawling out of a hole in the sand on a beach .

#MyEscapePlanInvolves digging two tunnels. The first one to escape in and the second one to store the dirt from the first tunnel.

a group of people are dancing in a living room with the word consumer on the bottom right ALT: a group of people are dancing in a living room with the word consumer on the bottom right

#MyEscapePlanInvolves joining a conga line.

#MyEscapePlanInvolves confusing my pursuers.

a group of people are dancing with the words let me take you on an escapade below them ALT: a group of people are dancing with the words let me take you on an escapade below them

#MyEscapePlanInvolves getting away, leaving my problems for another day, not being afraid, going on an escapade.

Having a good time

Leaving my worries behind

#MyEscapePlanInvolves a journey

a man is sitting at a desk in an office holding a hammer . Alt: Ron Swanson is sitting at a desk in an office smashing a phone with a hammer

My escape plan starts with putting the phone on Do Not Disturb.
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