Text: "Barred" Owl VS "Bard" Owl Image of a barred owl on a branch next to stock image of Shakespeare with that same barred owl's face edited over his.

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"I keep passing cognitive tests! Yay!" - Donald Trump

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I've taken more than 2 naps in a single day

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I've gotten under a limbo bar set at 5 feet by bending forward

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#MyLowBarConfession I started with nothing and still have most of it left.

#MyLowBarConfession I exercise by putting on socks one at a time.

I'm not perfect, and I'm willing to admit it

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I once ate a single Pringle.

I used to eat cookies by the sleeve

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a group of men dancing in a store with the words started from the bottom now we here ALT: a group of men dancing in a store with the words started from the bottom now we here

I started from the bottom, and I'm still here

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Some of my friends in low places were passed out drunk on bar floors

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