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Throwback to my super cute kid getting praised for being proud of who she is and to when I had an office to escape to every day.

Those were the days ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
#butforrealsheiscute #MyQuarantineLife #BecauseEllyโ€ฆ

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Dear future Rachel,

Today is Saturday, 4/11/20.

You showered this morning.

The kids haven't done their gym assignments for the week.

You're a mess; it'll be just fine.

Please take another shower before Tuesday, the day of the grocery pickup.

#killingit #MyQuarantineLife

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I love the clever way these teachers have utilized tech to help my kiddo meet her IEP goals. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

#speechteacherftw #ketteringcityschools #MyQuarantineLife

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My children are having a zoom meeting with each other. In the same house.

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#BoredAF #MyQuarantineLife #goodgodtheecho

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Remember last week when I was deciding between wine and liquor?

I made the wrong choice.

First grade math is going to be the death of me.
#MyQuarantineLife #HomeSchoolDayWhoKnows

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The correlation between my ability to respond to any DM or text message and daily parent/teacher interaction should not go unacknowledged at this point.

#Homeschooling2020 #MyQuarantineLife

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I AM SPENT.

#homeschooling #MyQuarantineLife

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"Elly! Your video meeting is in 10 minutes!!"

Things I never thought I'd ever, ever say.
#MyQuarantineLife #HomeschoolDay2

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Homeschool day 1. Flying by the seat of my pants despite amazing teacher prep.
#homeschooling #MyQuarantineLife #kcsteachersarethebest

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Starting homeschool in an hour. I s'pose that means I should put a bra on.

#LostTrackOfTheDays #MyQuarantineLife

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I suppose, on the bright side, I have more time to devote to the podcast. Quarantine silver lining? #audiofanficpod #Day6 #MyQuarantineLife

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Current dilemma. Hard liquor or cost effective 2 week supply that I can pick up from Kroger?
#Day6 #MyQuarantineLife

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Partially prepped for next week. ๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒŸ #positivereinforcement #temporarystayathomemom #myquarantinelife

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Prepping for next week, home schooling, and stay at home parenting.
#MyQuarantineLife

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I'm using this time to unsubscribe from all those stupid email lists I managed to get on.

I'm taking back my email, bitches!
#Day5ofQuarantine #MyQuarantineLife

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E: Can I go downstairs?
Me: If you put on clothes.
E: Ok.

3 minutes later.
Me: Why are you wearing pajamas?

Internally: Why do you care, you spent the first 3 days of the week in the SAME pajamas.
Me, post reflection: Ok, go on. Be quiet.

#Day5ofQuarantine #MyQuarantineLife

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Let's have a Netflix watch party we said!

In actuality, we're on zoom watching @maddow

Our lives these days. #bfftime #MyQuarantineLife

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CJ: THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER!! *sobs*

Me: Well the world is literally burning with sickness right now but you lost a Lego piece so I can totally see how you would feel that way.
#Day4 #MyQuarantineLife

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Confirmed.

I remember 98% of the words to Shoop by Salt-N-Pepa and also....my kids hate me.
#MyDay3 #MyQuarantineLife

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I am SOOOOOO sick of this screen. Who's responsible for reinforcing the internet so it doesn't shatter from overuse? #MyQuarantineLife #WFH

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Working from home has my 7 yr old bringing me Lego Star Wars every two seconds because he cant find the last miniskirt in a level.

It's gonna be a day.
#MyQuarantineLife

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