Throwback to my super cute kid getting praised for being proud of who she is and to when I had an office to escape to every day.
Those were the days ๐๐
#butforrealsheiscute #MyQuarantineLife #BecauseEllyโฆ
Dear future Rachel,
Today is Saturday, 4/11/20.
You showered this morning.
The kids haven't done their gym assignments for the week.
You're a mess; it'll be just fine.
Please take another shower before Tuesday, the day of the grocery pickup.
#killingit #MyQuarantineLife
I love the clever way these teachers have utilized tech to help my kiddo meet her IEP goals. ๐๐
#speechteacherftw #ketteringcityschools #MyQuarantineLife
My children are having a zoom meeting with each other. In the same house.
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#BoredAF #MyQuarantineLife #goodgodtheecho
Remember last week when I was deciding between wine and liquor?
I made the wrong choice.
First grade math is going to be the death of me.
#MyQuarantineLife #HomeSchoolDayWhoKnows
The correlation between my ability to respond to any DM or text message and daily parent/teacher interaction should not go unacknowledged at this point.
#Homeschooling2020 #MyQuarantineLife
I AM SPENT.
#homeschooling #MyQuarantineLife
"Elly! Your video meeting is in 10 minutes!!"
Things I never thought I'd ever, ever say.
#MyQuarantineLife #HomeschoolDay2
Homeschool day 1. Flying by the seat of my pants despite amazing teacher prep.
#homeschooling #MyQuarantineLife #kcsteachersarethebest
Starting homeschool in an hour. I s'pose that means I should put a bra on.
#LostTrackOfTheDays #MyQuarantineLife
I suppose, on the bright side, I have more time to devote to the podcast. Quarantine silver lining? #audiofanficpod #Day6 #MyQuarantineLife
Current dilemma. Hard liquor or cost effective 2 week supply that I can pick up from Kroger?
#Day6 #MyQuarantineLife
Partially prepped for next week. ๐๐ #positivereinforcement #temporarystayathomemom #myquarantinelife
Prepping for next week, home schooling, and stay at home parenting.
#MyQuarantineLife
I'm using this time to unsubscribe from all those stupid email lists I managed to get on.
I'm taking back my email, bitches!
#Day5ofQuarantine #MyQuarantineLife
E: Can I go downstairs?
Me: If you put on clothes.
E: Ok.
3 minutes later.
Me: Why are you wearing pajamas?
Internally: Why do you care, you spent the first 3 days of the week in the SAME pajamas.
Me, post reflection: Ok, go on. Be quiet.
#Day5ofQuarantine #MyQuarantineLife
Let's have a Netflix watch party we said!
In actuality, we're on zoom watching @maddow
Our lives these days. #bfftime #MyQuarantineLife
CJ: THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER!! *sobs*
Me: Well the world is literally burning with sickness right now but you lost a Lego piece so I can totally see how you would feel that way.
#Day4 #MyQuarantineLife
Confirmed.
I remember 98% of the words to Shoop by Salt-N-Pepa and also....my kids hate me.
#MyDay3 #MyQuarantineLife
I am SOOOOOO sick of this screen. Who's responsible for reinforcing the internet so it doesn't shatter from overuse? #MyQuarantineLife #WFH
Working from home has my 7 yr old bringing me Lego Star Wars every two seconds because he cant find the last miniskirt in a level.
It's gonna be a day.
#MyQuarantineLife