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My four-year-old believes I’m invincible.
My ten-week-old believes I’m furniture.
Somewhere in between, I got on a dragon.

Mythical protector or sentient burp cloth.
I toggle hourly.

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#DragonDadEnergy
#MythicalParenting
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