The 𝗺𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗰𝘀 will continue their planned 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 for six days from 𝟩𝘵𝘩 𝘈𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘭 - it will be their 𝟭𝟱𝘁𝗵 𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗼𝘂𝘁 since 2023!

#DoctorsStrike2026 #JuniorDoctors #NHScrisis

Today’s Papers Rewired #199: Everything Is On Fire, But The Headlines Are Still Playing Dress-Up BBC chaos, NHS collapse, war profits and the quiet future nobody’s talking about

Good morning Leg’ends,

You can tell what sort of morning it is by how fast the front pages start chatting absolute shit about scale.
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#UKPolitics #MediaAnalysis #NHSCrisis #EnergyCrisis #AIInfrastructure #Satire

MPs have been warned that the NHS has become 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗹𝘆 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗮𝗻𝘁 upon 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴, which has helped them save billions of £'s, casting doubt on the aim to reduce international recruitment to 10%!
#MigrationCrisis #NHScrisis #NHS

The all-party parliamentary group (APPG) on global health and security, has been told many of the countries were health workers come from are themselves now "𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘧𝘧 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴"!

#MigrationCrisis #NHScrisis #NHS

A 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵 report found that 𝗡𝗛𝗦 in England had saved itself more than £𝟭𝟰𝗯𝗻 by recruiting doctors, nurses and midwives from overseas!

#MigrationCrisis #NHScrisis #NHS

The "National" "Health" "Service".

*Isn't available nationally.
*Doesn't care about your health.
*Doesn't want to serve you.

#NHScrisis

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🚨It’s outrageous. Our rivers, lakes and seas are getting more and more polluted, yet failing water companies are still finding ways to reward their bosses with big bonuses!🤬 This needs to stop! 😤 @Keir_Starmer should take action to stop sewage pollution!👇
#SaveOurPlanet #SaveOurFood […]

The NHS saves taxpayers' money by bullying people out of healthcare.

#NHScrisis

Zack Polanski warns: Palantir — secretive US surveillance giant founded by Peter Thiel — now has access to millions of NHS patient records. Founder called for NHS to be “ripped up”.
Sign petition to stop it: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/stop-palantir
#StopPalantir #NHSCrisis #Privatisation

#nhs #NHSCrisis #KeirStarmer #PALANTIR

A recent survey of 𝟱𝟰𝟬 pharmacies, found 𝟴𝟲% had been unable to supply the medication to their patients, the 𝘕𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘗𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘺 𝘈𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 have said!
#Asprin #NHScrisis

Q: Is #KeirStarmerMP the right leader to sort out the UK's problems?

#CostOfLivingCrisis #HousingsCrisis #JobsCrisis #NHScrisis #PensionsCrisis

Notice from local hospital.

#NHS #NHSCrisis

Take action - get your MP to attend our briefing on NHS private finance

🚨Check out this from #WeOwnIt! 👇 #OurNHS #Health #NHSCrisis #ToryNHSCrisis #NHS
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Will a "virtual hospital" solve the #NHS crisis? 🤔

#wesstreeting #news #NHScrisis

Healthcare, Now With Surprise Endings (NHS Edition) How to hollow out a health service and blame the patients for noticing

Nothing soothes the soul like an NHS nurse saying “you are alright, love” while a minister on the telly insists “the NHS is safe in our hands.”
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#NHS #UKPolitics #SaveTheNHS #Healthcare #Privatisation
#NHSCrisis #PoliticalSatire #SatiricalPlanetNews
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Today’s Papers #116: The Cancer Jab, The Ghost Plates And The Gap Year Infantry Where the headlines scream crisis and the adverts sell fizz.

Twixmas in Britain. No one knows what day it is, the turkey at the back of the fridge has entered its third geological age.

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#Twixmas #ukpolitics #CostOfLivingCrisis #BritishSatire #UKMedia #StateOfTheNation #NHSCrisis #MediaCriticism

This NHS crisis isn't about flu, but preparing for annual holiday rush. #NHScrisis https://fefd.link/GDjyY

What's the point in British people training to become a doctor when there's NO JOBS for them, once they're qualified!?

#WesStreetingMP #JuniorDoctorsStrike #NHScrisis #SaveOurNHS #BMA #DoctorsMatter

Resident doctors are under no compulsion to tell hospitals in advance if they're actually striking, which makes planning very difficult. And while the consultants are doing the resident doctors work, who's doing the consultants work? #NHScrisis

#UKLabour are playing politics with OUR NHS!
- Health Secretary #WesStreetingMP blasts striking British Doctors for "complete disdain for patients", helping refocus media's attention away from the REAL issues!
#JuniorDoctorsStrike #NHScrisis #SaveOurNHS #BMA #DoctorsMatter

Q: "On a scale of 1 to 10, how gutted are you by the BMA strike vote?"
A: #KeirStarmer: "Very gutted... 10 out of 10."
#JuniorDoctorsStrike #NHScrisis #SaveOurNHS #UKLabour #BMA #DoctorsMatter

"Protect our NHS doctors from Government's bully-boys!" - REAL GP spits some truths!!
-> Labour Health Secretary #WesStreetingMP vs the WORKERS!
#JuniorDoctorsStrike #NHScrisis #SaveOurNHS #UKLabour #BMA #DoctorsMatter
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Solidarity with all the other NHS staff who will now have to cover for resident doctors yet again, and on top of already ridiculous workloads. What an awful decision. #NHS #NHScrisis

Today’s Papers #105: Starmer “rocked”, justice “denied”, and a flu-soaked nation held together by panic Coup whispers, royal rage, cancelled kids’ ops, petrol backlash, and free wrapping paper dangled over the wreckage like it’s meant to fix anything.

Good morning to the people of Britain, and the luckier people abroad watching this island try government like an escape room.
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#SundayPapers #UKPolitics #NHSCrisis #MediaLiteracy

#BrokenBritain #NetZero #CostOfLiving

#WillyAndBill #PoliticalSatire

Today’s Papers #104: King’s “good news”, bad flu, worse bosses Trump lurks in the background, Charles smiles on cue, Starmer swings at doctors, and the papers sing carols for the status quo.

Trump lurks in the background, Charles smiles on cue, Starmer swings at doctors & the papers sing carols for the status quo.
#KingCharles #NHSCrisis #DuchyOfLancaster #TaxTheRich #UKPolitics #MediaWatch #Austerity #RoyalFamily #CostOfLiving #WillyAndBill
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BMA rips Labour's Health Secretary #WesStreetingMP's strike doomsday talk as "cruel scaremongering" - docs demand better pay and job opportunities- amid flu chaos, but gov's offer?
= Total trash! Will NHS crumble before Xmas?
#NHSCrisis #DoctorStrikes #FluHell #UKLabour

#NHS heroes blast Labour's #HealthSecretary #WesStreetingMP as a coward, after his media rant today accusing striking junior docs of endangering lives!
-> Hospital Staff fire back: "If you're that fussed, fix the issues in 24 hours!"

#NHSCrisis #JuniorDoctorsStrike

Why is the government limiting NHS hospital treatments when they are needed most? The government is limiting NHS hospital treatments in the midst of a flu epidemic, in a policy contradiction so severe it seems deliberate.

The government is ordering NHS hospitals to cut treatments in the middle of a major flu surge. The policy contradiction is so severe it looks deliberate.
#NHS #NHScrisis #FluCrisis #UKpolitics
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