Fuck, I LOVE to say I told you so. #NPSshade

#Dear Twitter: I think it's funny, folks thirsty for #npsshade but was mad disrespectful to its creators... #npsdecatur

SECRET CHALLENGE #11:
The sound guy from the Scottish Rite runs your mic level, talks to you over the monitors (From @Rrrrreagan) #NPSshade

9. Sean Patrick Mulroy and Danez Smith heckle you with live #NPSshade.
10. Hands behind back. Eirean Bradley does your arms. #NPSOak (4/4)

TW: Bedbugs
#jacklondoninn #NPSOak #NPSshade https://instagram.com/p/6doBVAOOOq/

House Slam seem like the winners, but look who just got two VERY friendly Diet Cokes for the price of one! #NPSshade

Man, the crowd is roaring so loud I can hardly hear the poets pop the mics! #NPSshade #NPSOak

But hey, if we can all hear a Coke can open in an ampitheatre designed to AMPLIFY SOUND, turn down the mics. Let poets do work. #NPSshade

Oh, dude just sat down in front of me, it was a Coke. Nevermind, it's #NPSshade.

Poet says "A tree has never cried" and I'm like "there's this documentary called Disney's Pocahontas" #NPSshade #GrandmotherWillow

Lights changed to purple to try and give the placebo effect that this place isn't as hot as @jesseparent's beard's balls. #NPSshade.

Love to throw some #NPSlight for the John Mayer intermission music, but it's already AS WHITE AS IT CAN POSSIBLY BE. SURPRISE, #NPSshade!

Cool, Hawaii's up, should blend in well with the ocean-wave echoes of the sound quality in the upper balcony. #NPSshade

Apparently Berkeley's outfits are provided by the Matt Mason collection tonight. #NPSshade (I don't know if anyone will get this.)

Can a poet emit enough volume of spit to constitute a prop violations? #NPSshade Eirean is great. If you think he's Sax/Buddy, listen closer

Phonehands are the new gunhands. #NPSshade

M.I.A. is watching the livestream, wondering if the FCC is going to fine that poet for flipping off the crowd. #NPSShade

Jesse Parent rolls into the Council of Elrond like "AND MY MICROPHONE!" #NPSshade #NerdSlam

On that note, @jesseparent is my favorite of the new characters that Peter Jackson added to the Hobbit movies. #NPSshade

Last week, on Touch: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS #NPSshade #ssstandUP

Treat what you write after @NationalSlam like unused condoms in your bag: Bring 'em next year; just make sure they're still good. #NPSshade

I'm really glad the sound guy fixed the issue in Brian Omni Dillon's mic that made it hiss with static. Good work. #nps2013 #npsshade

First person to make a Rachel McKibbens' Cucumber Spear account wins/loses. #NPS2013 #npsshade