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Earlier today someone asked if I wanted a dick in my ass. I said, “No, I’m straight.”
Then they hit me with, “That doesn’t make it gay.”
So now I’m curious… if you top or bottom, does that automatically make it gay, or is it more about who you’re attracted to?
An extreme closeup of a gas station pump with a bright orange sticker that says “For Rectal Use Only”.
.5x photo of a gas station pump. There’s a sticker above the nozzle, but you can’t read it from this photo. (It’s in the other, says: “For Rectal Use Only”.)
Happy Monday 😉😘
Random gas station finds to brighten your day 🤣
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How short am I compared to my washer? About: “hey honey, I’m stuck in the washer” level 🤣
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Who would of guessed that me and a pickle jar would have something in common #dirtyhumor #adulthumor #flirtyhumor #nsfwhumor #tootight
Fuck me if I'm wrong
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Just being honest
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How to crash out a porn scammer in one easy step.
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(Music "Clowning Around" by BackgroundMusicMaster)
I’m not saying it’s the answer, just a very persuasive multiple-choice option.
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Make me laugh and you’re halfway in; make me laugh at you and you’re auto-ejected.
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You’re either an electric storm in my nervous system or background static.
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If he’s not thumping kidneys, is he even trying?
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Diagnosis: severe deficiency of the good stuff.
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🌧️ Nature’s most misunderstood hero lives in... Moist Springs.
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"Wrong Never Tasted So Right" Shirt — Pizza & Ranch’s Dirty Secret 🍕🥗💦
Late night. Empty box. Too much ranch… and zero regrets.
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"Thicc and Bisquey" Shirt — Serving Looks Hotter Than Soup 🍞🔥
Drippin’ cheese. Serving body. Stay hungry, stay thirsty. 😏
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😏 I mean am I wrong ? Now shut up and buy something off my throne 🖤🏛️
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