Nicole presents a wonderful poem πΒ
Not sure she'll be getting a call for the Cbeebies bedtime story any time soon! π¬
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Thanks for sending this joke in.... I won't mention your name π
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Dirty Limericks
There once was a man from Brighton
Who said to his girl, "You're a tight one"
She said, "Pardon my soul
But you're in the wrong hole
There's plenty of room in the right one." #Gayart #Queerart #DirtyLimericks #dirtyjokes #NSFWjokes #NSFW #18+
Dirty Limericks
There was a young lass called Louise,
Who's pubes hung down to her knees,
Her crabs got together,
And knitted a sweater,
And now that pussy wont freeze.
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Dirty Limericks
There once was a lady from Wheeling,
Who said sheβd no sexual feeling,
Until she met a man names Boris
Who tickled her clitoris,
And she had to be scraped of the ceiling.
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Dirty Limericks
There once was a queen of Bulgaria
whose bush had grown hairier and hairier,
'till a prince from Peru
who came by for a screw
had to hunt for her cunt with a terrier
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Dirty Limericks 2
There once was a woman from Dallas. She used a dynamite stick for a phallus. They found her vagina in North Carolina and her ass hole at Buckingham Palace! #Gayart #Queerart #DirtyLimericks #dirtyjokes #bigdick #Cock #NSFWjokes #NSFW #18+
Dirty Limericks 1
There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it." #Gayart #Queerart #DirtyLimericks #dirtyjokes #bigdick #Cock #NSFWjokes #NSFW #18+
This joke had Nicole laughing!
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β οΈCaution: Contains seggs tips! β οΈ
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Oh no, this one isn't SFW π
Post your jokes in the comments π
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"Hey girl, are you a Milking Machine? Cause I wish you'd be sucking on me until my fluids came out."
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Police Hotlines and Glory Holes both receive Anonymous Tips......
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I love a bit of lace π
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Alrighty, one of my lewder jokes... (reminder that my content is 18+!)
What term do you use for someone who gets turned into a werewolf after giving an unsuspecting werewolf a blow job?
Lycan-throat-py.
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Q: How is a vagina like the weather?
A: If it's wet, it's time to go inside.
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When does one know when its too far in?
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My fuqin nose piercing, u degen π€<3
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