Alt text: A satirical cartoon-style illustration of Elon Musk at a podium, announcing the launch of his own political party. He gestures dramatically while speaking. A large headline reads “BREAKING: Elon Musk to start his own political party.” The text on the image reads: “Platform: Half libertarian, half tech cult, 100% glitches. First plank? Mandatory Neuralink updates during national anthems.” Behind Musk is an American flag and a Neuralink logo with a stylized brain. The overall tone is mocking and absurd.

BREAKING: Elon Musk to start his own political party.
Platform: Half libertarian, half tech cult, 100% glitches.
First plank? Mandatory Neuralink updates during national anthems.

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