The pause button on your remote was invented to give your brain time to process ads

It’s called 'Optical Osmosis.' When the screen freezes, the pixels align to hypnotize your wallet. I read the secret patents in a lucid dream. That’s why I watch TV with sunglasses on. Can't monetize *my* vision. 🕶️📺 #StayWoke #NeuroHustle #ObviousConspiracy