Villagers vexed by mystery of the sauvignon blanc fly-tipper Picturesque villages in the Yorkshire Wolds have been blighted by bags full of bottles for months.

They all bitch, they just whinge

'The $500 Bottle Of Wine,' Middle Class Revolt, 1994

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Experience: I’ve spent decades collecting over 260 postboxes It started with an obscure railway postbox that had been thrown in a skip – now my museum has pieces from Scotland, Ireland and Hong Kong

I was in the realm of the essence of Tong

'Dr. Bucks’ Letter,' The Unutterable, 2000

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Elon Musk's X advertising boycott lawsuit dismissed by US judge US District Judge Jane Boyle said the company had failed to show it had suffered any harm under federal competition laws.

The cad. He... he no longer denies or hides his enfondness for mech.

'Recipe for Fascism,' Levitate, 1997

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Time we kick this compute garbage in, garbage out and time to put cap on this. With a brain.

'Auto Tech Pilot,' Bend Sinister, 1986

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Met says it will resume arresting people who show support for Palestine Action Reversal by London police comes as Shabana Mahmood prepares an appeal against high court overturning ban on the group

We've got the power and must not misuse it

'Before the Moon Falls,' Dragnet, 1979

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iOS 26.4 Introduces Age Verification Requirements for UK Users Following the release of iOS 26.4 yesterday, UK users will now need to confirm that they're adults to use certain services or features or take certain actions on their Apple account.

Really, just con-phone

'Quit iPhone,' Sub-Lingual Tablet, 2015

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'We negotiate with bombs': US secretary of war Pete Hegseth's warning to Iran as Trump talks peace - The Times of India The Times of India brings the Latest & Top Breaking News on Politics and Current Affairs in India & around the World, Cricket, Sports, Business, Bollywood News and Entertainment, Science, Technology, ...

I even stoop to an icy vodka

'Arms Control Poseur,' Extricate, 1990

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Reform defector MP sues after being locked out of Tory HQ and denied ‘panic room’ For more than 20 years, Andrew Rosindell has had exclusive use of a private room at the Romford Conservative Association’s Margaret Thatcher House

You've got good reason to laugh

'Entitled,' 1986

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Tory nest called Margaret Thatcher House has a, 'panic room.'

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Report: Pentagon to order thousands more US troops to Middle East 'in the coming hours'

The Siberian mushroom Santa was, in fact, Rasputin's brother

'Fantastic Life,' 1981

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Ipswich fans ‘disgusted and ashamed’ after Nigel Farage photo opportunity at Portman Road Ipswich fans have said they are ‘disgusted and ashamed’ after the Reform Party leader Nigel Farage was able to stage a photo opportunity at Portman Road on Monday

Remember the unemployed! Remember my expense account!

'Kicker Conspiracy,' 1983

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A dangerous, parasitic, venal criminal photographed looking slightly pensive in a cafe. The words 'spud hut' are behind him in neon.

Why can you not relax when I'm behind you?

'Entitled,' 1986

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‘Boner Bears’ product recalled as erotic honey contains undeclared Viagra ingredients A recall announcement warned consumers the undeclared ingredients ‘may lower blood pressure to dangerous levels’

I got a three-foot rock hard-on, but I'm too busy to use it

'50 Year Old Man,' Imperial Wax Solvent, 2008

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Pentagon will remove media offices after judge reinstates New York Times press credentials The U.S. Defense Department says it will issue new press credentials but remove media offices from the Pentagon.

But not only is it the blind who cannot see

'A Figure Walks,' Dragnet, 1979

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WSJ: Gulf states edge toward war with Iran as Saudi signals imminent entry | investingLive US-aligned Gulf states are moving closer to direct involvement in the conflict with Iran, as sustained attacks on regional energy infrastructure and escalating security threats push key players toward...

Hate's not your enemy. Love's your enemy.

'Who Makes the Nazis?' Hex Enduction Hour, 1982

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Netanyahu said frustrated that Mossad promise it could instigate Iran uprising has fallen short NYT says in leadup to war, spy agency touted plans to instigate mass resistance that could trigger regime's collapse; instead, rulers have dug in and revolution appears unlikely

Benny's cobweb eyes!

'Who Makes the Nazis?' Hex Enduction Hour, 1982

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Alive and well, he is on all channels... dwelling in craven environment

'A Past Gone Mad,' The Infotainment Scan, 1993

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You know when you end up in some sort of a cinema complex and the person next to you is someone you hate?

'The League of Bald-Headed Men,' The Infotainment Scan, 1993

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Treasury secretary defends U.S. military actions in Iran: 'Sometimes you have to escalate to de-escalate' Scott Bessent said "all options" were on the table to secure Kharg Island, a critical hub for Iran's oil production.

Death of a sense of humour and death of sense. How do you recover from this?

'Arms Control Poseur,' Extricate, 1990

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Italian anarchists blow themselves up while making bomb | Euractiv Local reports suggest they were planning a protest in support of jailed figurehead Alfredo Cospito

Those who dare mix real life with politics and go on regardless of the... of the discoveries, will feel the wrath of bombast

'Bombast,' This Nation’s Saving Grace, 1985

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WP: Russian Intelligence planned to stage an assassination attempt on Orban to influence the election results - Euromaidan Press Russian intelligence operatives, alarmed by Orbán's declining poll numbers, drew up a plan they called "the Gamechanger" — a staged attack on the Hungarian prime minister designed to move the election...

He had a, 'Kingdom Of Evil' book under a German history book. He was contrived, like that.

'Garden,' Perverted by Language, 1983

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Hungarian FM shared EU secrets with Kremlin for years, report claims A report by the Washington Post suggests Hungary’s foreign minister Péter Szijjártó shared confidential reports of EU Council meetings with his Russian counterpart Lavrov. Budapest denies it.

Small, small location on huge continent, sodomised by presumption. Crooked traitor past revealed, at last.

'Garden,' Perverted by Language, , 1983

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Joe Kent, now under investigation, insinuates to Tucker Carlson that Israel might have killed Charlie Kirk to stoke Iran war Trump’s former national counterterrorism director said Kirk’s split with Israel just before his murder was a 'data point'

Yes. It's them. Again.

'C’n’C-Hassle Schmuck,' 1993

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Poll: Reform UK is most popular party among gay and bisexual men Reform UK is now the most popular political party in Britain among gay and bisexual men, according to new polling. New figures from More in Common found that 25% of gay and bisexual men across all age...

I had to go round the gay graduates in the toilets and good King Harry was there, fucking Jimmy Savile...

'Fortress,' Hex Enduction Hour, 1982

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Switzerland halts weapons exports to US due to Iran war, citing neutrality Switzerland on Friday said it would not issue licences for ​companies to export weapons to the United ‌States due to the ongoing attacks on Iran, citing the country's neutrality.

A Swiss good at this lousy business was the last thing I was ever imagining

'Paintwork,' This Nation’s Saving Grace, 1985

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JUST IN: The US Navy is investigating whether sailors aboard the USS Gerald R. Ford deliberately set fire to their own ship to end the deployment.

Somebody went and left on the gas. Checkpoint: main gate, and there's a lit a number six cigarette...

'Cruiser’s Creek,' 1985

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Those disgusting, vegan, new punks

'I Feel Voxish,' Perverted by Language, 1983

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Middle East crisis live Middle East crisis live: Israel strikes Tehran; Netanyahu suggests need for 'ground component' in Iran war

"Hi. I am Benny. Where the brave prance..."

'2nd Dark Age,' 1980

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IDF drops prosecution of reservists who allegedly raped Palestinian detainee Israel's military drops the prosecution of five reservists accused of the violent rape of a Palestinian man at the Sde Teiman prison, under the cover of the war with Iran.

Benny's cobweb eyes

'Who Makes the Nazis?' Hex Enduction Hour, 1982

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Putin Henchman Tossed in Psych Hospital After Shocking Plea to Russians A very public call to overthrow the Russian leader came from an unlikely source—and within a matter of hours, that source was locked up.

Our eyes are red, our brains are dead

'Psycho Mafia,' 1978

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Jeff Bezos aims to raise $100 billion to buy, revamp manufacturing firms with AI, WSJ reports Jeff Bezos is in early discussions to raise $100 billion for a new fund that would acquire ​manufacturing companies and seek to use AI to ‌drive and speed up automation, the Wall Street Journal report...

Well, I think, at the end of the bridges, there might be a few little shops...

'Assume,' Fall Heads Roll, 2005

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