Reform candidate called Austin Powers is standing in the local elections - JOE.co.uk Just wait until you see who he’s standing alongside… In next month’s local elections, the people of Abbey Wood in Greenwich will see the name Austin Powers staring up at them from their ballot paper. ...

Is this a branch on the tree of show-business?

'Dice Man,' Dragnet, 1979

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Chinese national sentenced to a year in prison for smuggling ants out of Kenya Zhang Kequn was arrested in March while trying to travel to China with more than 2,000 live ants.

Bend down. Scratch around the carpet for insect. Get hook clamp. Stand up. Gel frame. Put insect in a jar.

'The Aphid,' Cerebral Caustic, 1995

#ThurMESday #NewsOrFallSong
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Injured passenger awarded $300,000 after a Miami federal jury finds Carnival overserved her alcohol Carnival Cruise Line must pay $300,000 to a former passenger after a federal jury in South Florida found that the company was negligent in serving the woman more than a dozen shots of tequila before s...

They say, "Don't drink alcohol. You gotta know what you look like- oh! before you go out. Know. Look. Look." But I say, "Get it down yer neck."

'Look, Know,' 1982

#ThurMESday #NewsOrFallSong
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Sharon Osbourne confirms plans to attend Tommy Robinson march to 'unite the UK' The event will be held to oppose mass immigration.

There was a repellent plastic

'Blindness,' Fall Heads Roll, 2004

#WedMESday #NewsOrFallSong
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Meta creating AI version of Mark Zuckerberg so staff can talk to the boss Digital clone being trained on his thoughts, tone and mannerisms to help workers feel connected

I want a Facebook impostor

'Fibre Book Troll,' Sub-Lingual Tablet, 2015

#WedMESday #NewsOrFallSong
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Wakefield Reform UK Candidate Wants To Put Migrants In Slave Labour Camps – HOPE not hate Reform UK candidate Arnold Tabor has expressed admiration for Oswald Mosley, wants the UK to keep migrants in slave labour camps and said he wants...

Destroy these Nazis before they do bring race hatred

'Race Hatred,' 1977

#MESMonday #NewsOrFallSong
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Peter Mandelson faces fixed-penalty notice for urinating in public Former UK ambassador to US was photographed in November outside George Osborne’s London home

I see, 'Throw the towel on the floor' on The Green Man. I throw it on the floor and I piss in it.

'50 Year Old Man,' Imperial Wax Solvent, 2008

#FallFriday #NewsOrFallSong
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White House Sends Warning to Staff After Mysteriously Well-Timed Bets The Trump administration has quietly reminded its aides that government officials profiting off non-public information is a criminal offense.

No time for small moralists

'Dice Man,' Dragnet, 1979

#FallFriday #NewsOrFallSong
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Hungary offered Iran help after Hezbollah blasts, exposing Orbán’s double game Hungary offered to share information with Iran after Israel’s deadly September 2024 pager attack on Hezbollah, the Iran-backed militant group, The Washington Post reported on April 8, citing copies of a transcript of the call.

He is desperate. They are desperate. One mad, bad, one mad. The Arab in... in the hip club. Chiselers.

'The Chiselers,' 1996

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Experience: my house was taken over by 70,000 bees My daughter complained of monsters in her closet – at night she could hear a hum in the wall

To Oprah Winfrey- she studied bees

'Two Librans,' The Unutterable, 2000

#FallFriday #NewsOrFallSong
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FIFA cancels hotel reservation blocks in Dallas, Arlington ahead of World Cup FIFA has canceled hotel block reservations in Dallas and Arlington just months before the 2026 World Cup is scheduled to begin, officials confirmed to KERA.

Fans! Remember, you are abroad! Remember, the police are rough!

'Kicker Conspiracy,' 1983

#FallFriday #NewsOrFallSong
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Too much brandy for breakfast and people tend to let you down

'Fantastic Life,' 1981

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Benny's cobweb eyes

'Who Makes the Nazis?' Hex Enduction Hour, 1982

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Faces distilled to order

'Distilled Mug Art,' 2002

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Politicians Are Spending More Money on Security as They Increasingly Become Targets Political candidates are purchasing more home alarms, bulletproof vests, and other protections amid rising fears of political violence.

What do you fear? Being found out? Then why do you always give yourself away?

'Arms Control Poseur,' Extricate, 1990

#ThurMESday #NewsOrFallSong
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Eligible men to be automatically registered for US military draft pool from December | LBC The United States has not had a military draft since the Vietnam War, with service deemed voluntary since 1973

As I feel the inevitable battle creep nearer and nearer

'Arms Control Poseur,' Extricate, 1990

#ThurMESday #NewsOrFallSong
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And sometimes I feel like saying, "This is bloody Newark, or some drive-in, slap place."

'Paintwork,' This Nation’s Saving Grace, 1985

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Jack Whitehall: I hate the sound of my voice

Pure Sartre food

'Look, Know,' 1982

#ThurMESday #NewsOrFallSong

Don't confuse yourself with someone who has something to say

'Hexen Definitive/Strife Knot,' Perverted by Language, 1983

#ThurMESday #NewsOrFallSong

Meta Fires Employee After Alleged Download of 30,000 Private User Photos Meta has fired an employee suspected of downloading approximately 30,000 private photos from Facebook's systems. The company confirmed the termination following an internal investigation, though details about the employee's role and potential data misuse remain unclear.

I want a Facebook impostor

'Fibre Book Troll,' Sub-Lingual Tablet, 2015

#ThurMESday #NewsOrFallSong
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US ignoring evidence Russia is helping Iran because it trusts Putin, says Zelenskyy Ukraine’s president says he has tried to draw White House’s attention to collaboration between Moscow and Tehran over strikes on US bases

Who would suspect this? It is too obvious

'Before the Moon Falls,' Dragnet, 1979

#ThurMESday #NewsOrFallSong
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And it was, all in all, safe and warm

'Susan Vs Youthclub,' 2002

#WedMESday #NewsOrFallSong

Welsh neo-Nazi joins Rupert Lowe's new party Martin Shipton A neo-Nazi podcaster from Pembrokeshire who calls himself Sven Longshanks is among a number of like-minded fascists who have joined Rupert Lowe’s new party Restore Britain. Lowe was ele...

When you're out of rocks, just give them real soap

'Who Makes the Nazis?' Hex Enduction Hour, 1982

#WedMESday #NewsOrFallSong

Also bonus @actualnames.bsky.social as the Poundland fascist calls himself 'Sven Longshanks.'
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Ferret in Tadcaster police van 'ambush' reunited with owners The lost ferret

#NewsOrFallsong

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Devastated Italians reckon with 'third apocalypse' of World Cup failure Azzurri fans and management alike are pondering what went wrong after Italy fail to qualify for third World Cup in a row.

Fans! Remember, you are abroad! Remember, the police are rough!

'Kicker Conspiracy,' 1983

#WedMESday #NewsOrFallSong
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Orbán loses his cool as crowd boos him over Ukraine The incident took place in Győr, an opposition stronghold in northwestern Hungary.

Arse-licking hate

'Who Makes the Nazis?' Hex Enduction Hour, 1982

#TuMESday #NewsOrFallSong
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Russian Billionaire Deripaska Proposes 12-Hour Workday to Save Economy Oleg Deripaska proposes a 12-hour, six-day work week to boost Russia's economy amid global crisis and transformation.

Just waiting for a finger in the pie

'Just Waiting,' Code: Selfish, 1992

#TuMESday #NewsOrFallSong
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Rob Schneider calls on US to restore military draft The actor and comedian, posting on X, said that ‘unlike in today’s universities’ the military would teach young people ‘how truly great their country is’

"No war for me." An old Jew's face, dripping red.

'Various Times,' 1978

#MESMonday #NewsOrFallSong
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Everyone I meet's the same, now- no brains, or thought. A good case for the systems we like, we get.

'Various Times,' 1978

#MESMonday #NewsOrFallSong

'Pakistan is no Qatar. We will beat hell out of them if...', Islamabad warns Israel The strike by Israel near its embassy in Tehran comes at a time when Pakistan is attempting to facilitate dialogue between the two waring nation, US and Iran.

Right. We're gonna go back to 1940...

'Various Times,' 1978

#MESMonday #NewsOrFallSong
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