Aww, bless your heart. That Yale degree really letting you down, huh? Either you skipped the Constitution or failed reading comprehension. But hey—none of that’ll save you. Epstein’s shadow isn’t going anywhere. And your lies? They’re piling up fast. #Constitution101 #NiceTryJD

JD Vance “walking” his 3-year-old daughter sounds about as believable as Trump reading a book. I’m gonna need some receipts on this heroic dad routine. #NiceTryJD #FuckTrump