Love that bit. Amazing improv poem of @watsoncomedian.bsky.social about "What is night?"

#NoMoreJockeys

Two NOT twins wearing shirts that say 'Awful but Lawful' and 'Lawful but Awful', posing sillily in front of a hotel mirror.

Belated dees-graceful outfit pic for #TaskmasterNewYork day two. No More Twins? Hah, fooled ya. We're triplets. #NoMoreJockeys #TaskmasterLive #TaskmasterUK #Everything'sFine @watsoncomedian.bsky.social @alexhorne.bsky.social

I watched the Christmas special of #NoMoreJockeys and enjoyed it immensely. It's such a silly little show but I love it so much. Also the Christmas jumper game of all the ATL competitors was tip-top. Lovely bit of work. I particularly enjoyed Alex declaring a category too hard, like a whiny child.

Many Christmas to those who know!

#nmj #nomorejockeys

A Very Many Christmas to all!

#NMJ #NoMoreJockeys

youtu.be/3MwjcQ2s1Bo?...

"You can't meet a spider. You just can't! And I reckon a horse is about the same as a spider."
#NoMoreJockeys

Once again, thank you all so much, you solid gold legends, for your support.

We do continue to grow in numbers and have events within discord if you want to join in.

Come by and play a little #NoMoreJockeys with us sometime.

Big Love 💙🐧
💎
(5/5)

I am on the way to spend the weekend in Essex with family for my Auntie’s 50th birthday. I am wearing my #nomorejockeys t-shirt and a Taskmaster hoodie. Let’s get this journey over with!

My #nomorejockeys merch arrived. My boobs make their names bigger… I could make a dirty joke but I’m a mature adult *giggles*

So I'm buying No More Jockeys merch... y/y? #nomorejockeys

Hulk Hogan: Wrestling legend dies aged 71 First responders were called to his Florida home after a report of

But will he be dressed exclusively in black for the funeral?

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social
@alexhorne.bsky.social

#NoMoreJockeys

www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cw...

It was "Bartok . No more composers" when I was a kid on long car rides.

Anyone else play a version of #NoMoreJockeys growing up?

Oh this was aimed at the fellow nuisance penguins btw #NoMoreJockeys #NMJ #BelowTheLine #BTL

To the Below The Liners, the nuisance penguins, the jockstraps, the scruffy polygons, the cesspit gems, the southern Sarahs and doubting Thomases, this is for you 💎🐧💛

#NoMoreJockeys

And thank you, lads! 👌🏻

Five years ago today, the very first episode of "No More Jockeys" was uploaded to YouTube.

This phenomenon involving @alexhorne.bsky.social, @watsoncomedian.bsky.social and #TimKey was the catalyst to this incredible group of people.

youtu.be/4xIulxG7_k8?...

#NoMoreJockeys

Screenshot from a Zoom call between two friends, playing a parlour game. It's just Watson and Horne. Horne is wearing a dark green tracksuit top that says "The Horne Section' on it in hot pink embroidery. Watson says "Yes, and you're in The Horne Section, again."

New today

www.channel4.com/programmes/the-horne-sec...

#TheHorneSection
#TheHorneSectionTVShow
#AlexHorne
#Channel4

#Taskmaster
#NoMoreJockeys

I stepped in cat puke before bed and then had a dream about Tim Key on a plane ✈️ and various disasters befalling us. Is this telling me to wear the whimsical fox sweater from #nomorejockeys to the comedy football match?!

Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key is saying "Well I've... Have you seen Taskmaster? I've seen Taskmaster."

Me every Friday for the next 10 weeks

#Taskmaster
#NoMoreJockeys

Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Subtitle says "Er, hi, everyone. Welcome to No More Jockeys."

#NoMoreJockeys

Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Caption: “I don’t mind this as entertainment!” Watson has a large yellowy-green cushion on his head, and Horne has a bottlecap stuck to his forehead.

#NoMoreJockeys

A closeup photo of a red goalkeeper Chesham United replica jersey, with a signed photo of Alex Horne lying atop it. The signature, in an enlarged speech bubble, says "Yes Urn and Apple, everything's fine. -Little Alex Horne"

Put words into the mouth of @alexhorne.bsky.social while you can! We chose an encouraging #NoMoreJockeys moment because sometimes we need to combat the doom and gloom of being, erm, where we are.... And it worked! I feel marginally less 🫣😱. SUCCESS! Thank you, Dr. Little H!

(Link in reply!)

Going through a rough patch at the moment, and randomly found this show on YouTube, been watching it loads and ended up sketching this.

#nomorejockeys #alexhorne #timkey #markwatson #sketch #cartoon

A screenshot of a Boople daily guessing game win screen, it's mostly black with white text and yellow accents. I've blurred out the name and episode number so it's not a spoiler for any other players. It says: "You solid gold legend! [Name] Set X, Game Y Tim Key You solved today's Boople with 3/15 strugglings. Your current streak is 60. Your longest streak is 9. You've played a total of 335 games. Come back tomorrow for another challenge." Then a yellow Share button below tbe text.

🎵 Bop bop, sixty-win streak 🎶
#NMJ #NoMoreJockeys #Boople #UnicornMug

(This is my longest streak of any daily game ever, I think - it's basically impossible to lose at Boople but my problem is remembering to do it every single day, which is why 60 on the trot is a massive achievement for me 😃)

Mood. Biiiig big mood. Permanently applicable. #LittleAlexHorne
#NoMoreJockeys #ThisIsFine Not #Taskmaster

Do you reckon worms have thoughts?

The difficult second album after Does A Spider Have A Heart 🕷️🩷 @watsoncomedian.bsky.social #NoMoreJockeys #NMJ #ToiletArt

Top image is of Simpsons character Lionel Hutz writing on piece of paper with red pen and his tongue stuck out. Caption reads "Oh! They got this all screwed up." Bottom image is Hutz holding up piece of paper, on it is image of Mark Watson, Alex Horne, and Tim Key. It's promotional art for 'No More Jockeys' except with a red comma added after 'no', and a red exclamation mark added after 'jockeys' so it now reads 'No, More Jockeys!'

You ever make a meme entirely for yourself? #nomorejockeys

Mostly black and white digital illustration of Mark Watson, Alex Horne and Tim Key. It is a drawing of their No More Jockes promo pic but they are smiling at the viewer in my piece. Behind them there is a yelllow circle which is the only color in the entire drawing.

One more No More Jokeys piece from the depths of my art folder 👌🏻

✨ #nomorejockeys #fanart #blackandwhite #kidlitart #childrensillustration #illustration #digitalart #markwatson #alexhorne #timkey ✨

Digital illustration of a "No More Jockeys" CD front and back covers. On the front, three hands hold up mugs which have a sculpted unicorn's head on one side. One of the hands is holding the mug by the unicorn's snout, another hand is holding it by the handle, normally, and the third hand is holding it by the bottom. The Background is black with a yellow circle surrounding the hands. The text reads: "No More Jockeys Vol. I" On the back cover there's a list of songs and three framed illustrations showing three different rooms belonging to the hosts of No More Jockeys, but without people in them. The angles and perspective in said rooms puts you in mind of zoom meetings and videocalls. The first room is Tim Key's house, the second, Alex Horne's and the third, Mark Watson's. The text on the back cover is a list of songs in the album. They are: "1. Unicorn Mug 2. Below The Line 3. Does A Spider (Have A Heart) 4. The Balad Of Penelope 5. Wreck The Game 6. Don't Look At Your Bookshelf 7. Problems For Horne 8. Kitchen Conversions Bonus Track: Who Do You Get At Christmas?"

Fan album cover I did to show my appreciation for the silly songs in No More Jockeys :')

I love doing cover art so much! 💕

✨ #illustration #fanart #coverart #albumcover #digitalart #nomorejockeys ✨

Oh, this is so so good! #NoMoreJockeys

Which, when you think about it, could easily be the last one they ever do/the start of a new run*

*Delete as applicable

Always nice to see Meet Atzack and his mates

#nomorejockeys