Crit. CRittt.... CRispttt... We'Re Reachings thE point of #NoReturns.

I have not checked to see what stupid has done today.
I wish he’d die.

Surely a village somewhere is missing their idiot??
Come claim him. Plz.
Will pay you.! He isn’t worth much, perhaps an aging pig? but he does likely come with a fair chunk of the US treasury no doubt too so.. 🤷‍♀️
#noreturns

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yes you read that right my dad walked my mom down the aisle to give her away to her new husband and we’re all here for it🫶🏼 #momanddad #divorced #wedding #BestFriends #noreturns

1/2/26 A pinch 🤏 and a punch 🤜 for the first of the month @bigfattyonline.bsky.social
#noreturns 📆

A pinch 🤏 and a punch 🤜 for the first of the month.
#noreturns
@bigfattyonline.bsky.social

Comes pre-filled! Get yours now! MAGAts orders given special attention at five times the price!
#noreturns #norefunds

a man and a woman are touching each other 's wrists and the words " i love you " are visible in pink ALT: a man and a woman are touching each other 's wrists and the words " i love you " are visible in pink

@siatt.bsky.social I think I’ve won! Happy scrap outside Sainsbury’s day! #NoReturns

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Certainly hope Dallas isn’t having buyer’s remorse. #NoReturns #NoTakesiesBacksies

A pinch and a punch for the fist of the month!
@bigfattyonline.bsky.social
1/2/25 #noreturns

#NoReturns

"BURRITO-GATE" BURNS UP RIGHT-WING HEADLINES
Fake culture war nonsense sells a lot of advertising hours in the conservative echo chamber. @foxnews #ronco #ColumbiaHouse #maga #NoReturns #maga #RedState #scammers...

Illinois broke the Wisconsin football team last week. #NoReturns #B1G

OTHER PEOPLE IN THEIR 40S: “I can’t believe my body is failing me!”
ME: “How exactly did you think this whole ‘mortality’ thing worked?”
#NoWarranty #NoReturns

Now I finally understand the origins of "a pinch and a punch on the first of the month". Currently 85 cents in my account. #noreturns

Pinch and a punch, first day of the month. #noreturns #whiterabbit