A four panel comic of a masculine character (M) and a feminine character (F). Panel 1: M: I have to wear this sleep apnea mask to bed now. [Hoo ksssh] Panel 2: F: You're like Darth Vader! M: I'm totally Darth Vader! Panel 3: F: wanna roleplay in the bedroom, Lord Vader? M: Yeah I do! Panel 4: F (dressed as Obiwan): YOU WERE MY BROTHER, ANAKIN! I LOVED YOU! M (burned, legs severed): This got weird.

My body count is not the number of people I've slept with: it's the number of people I've slept with who now have CPAPs because of me. And that number is up to 3, as of yesterday. #SleepApnea #BREATHE #HonkShoo #NoSnoringAllowed