WOULD YOU LIKE CHAMPAGNE??
-I offer to neighbors at 1 in the afternoon, on a Sunday, as they do yardwork #YNWA #NoTakers

Even free is too expensive sometimes.

#AcademicRelics #NoTakers #DigitalAge

He can’t find anyone else willing to destroy their reputations for him. 🧐💼 #ReputationDamage #NoTakers

I randomly receive offers to buy the @UncleRicoVan to which I always respond that the starting price is 1 million dollars cash. #notakers