Does anyone actually believe that the perp of Noems #Noemgate purse robbery was an undocumented immigrant? #scapegoat #HowConvenient #NoemLies

BREAKING: DHS confirms the masked thief who stole Kristi Noem’s handbag “moved with the fluidity of a trained TSA agent and the moral clarity of a blockchain startup.”
Eyewitnesses described the incident as “eerily similar to FEMA drills.”
#NoemGate #BagSnatchProtocol #DeepHandbag

Kristi Noem's purse stolen from DC restaurant with $3K, passport and government badge - NewsBreak Department of Homeland Security Kristi Noem’s belongings were stolen at a restaurant in Washington, D.C. on Sunday night.

This is farcical.

She’s the head of the DHS & her security level is NIL!!!

This story should be FRONT-PAGE

IT MAKES SIGNALGATE LOOK SMALL

WHAT KIND OF INCOMPETENT ENTOURAGE DOES SHE HAVE?

What if she had classified documents? WTAF?

#NOEMGATE

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