BREAKING: #Israel is The Only Democracy in the Middle East™ that has the death penalty for one ethnic group but not another 👀
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NORMAL ISLAND NEWS Trump is the best president because he has won the Iran war seven times in just ten days. No other president has won one war seven times!
#Trump is the best president EVAH!
#USA #Iran #NormalIslandNews #Satire
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Photo of US Vice-President JD Vance. Below the ohoto, in bold black sans-serif text on a white background, two paragraphs: "JD Vance says he has evidence that Iran is developing a nuclear weapon, and I am confident he is telling the truth. History shows us that when the US wants war, it never lies about something as serious as weapons of mass destruction"
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Police willing to investigate #Mandelson for anything but hanging out in a paedophile ring
Police have assured our rulers that although they have arrested Peter Mandelson for a second time, they don’t want to charge him with anything to do with #Epstein’s paedophile ring. Instead, they are […]
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#NormalIslandNews ❤
British prime minister #MorganMcSweeney has resigned due to the revelations about #PeterMandelson in the #Epstein files — the biggest scandal since Dominic Cummings drove his kids to Barnard Castle to check his eyesight.
#McSweeney had governed the UK via his proxy Sir Keir […]
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Americans beg #Iran to intervene as death toll in #Minneapolis reaches 80,000
www.normalisland.co.uk/p/americans-beg-iran-to-...
#Satire #NormalIslandNews #IDE #Ayatollah
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BREAKING: The #ayatollah of #Iran says he is weighing up the possibility of a war of liberation if #ICE agents don't stop murdering peaceful protesters in the US.
from #NormalIslandNews
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Slightly paraphrased: “Protests in Iran prove it is a dictatorship, while protests in the US prove it is a democracy.”
Slightly paraphrased: “Iran cut off the internet, som musk provided Starlink satellites so the world could see what was happening. He couldn’t provide Starlink for Gaza, or the world would see what was happening.”
Two nice quotes on #Iran from #NormalIslandNews:
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#KidStarver calls for safe & peaceful war in venezuela
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Patriot who tragically died while hanging flag on lamp post to be given state funeral.
#Flagshagging in the #UK. #NormalIslandNews #Satire
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The REAL reason #NigelFarage no longer sits in the Commons chamber but supposedly up in the visitors gallery, just out of sight, so MPs can hear and smell him but not see him:
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Tweet by Normal Island News: "Huge congratulations to Maria Corina Machado who has won the Nobel Imperialism Prize for steadfastly supporting Israel's genocide and calling on the US to invade her own country so she can be installed as puppet leader while Trump takes Venezuela's oil"
Huge congratulations to Maria Corina Machado who has won the Nobel Imperialism Prize for steadfastly supporting Israel's genocide and calling on the US to invade her own country so she can be installed as puppet leader while Trump takes Venezuela's oil ❤ […]
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President Trump set to become first known sex offender to win Nobel Peace Prize
#NormalIslandNews #Satire
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Itamar Ben-Gvir says that those abducted from the Global Sumud flotilla will be treated as terrorists. Israel, remember, is a National that rapes prisoners held without charge - sometimes to death. There are MEPs among the hostages; people who represent their countries at the European Parliament. Where are the leaders of those countries? Why do they allow their citizens to be abducted from international waters, having committed no crime, where the IDF has no jurisdiction? This is a major failure of international law, and a breach of maritime conventions, to appease a corrupt leader on trial in his own country and wanted by the ICC to answer charges of crimes against humanity. Where western governments should curl up in shame, they instead speak about “poor Israel”, being picked on by big bullies like Greta Thunberg, widowed Palestinian mothers and starving, limbless babies. If you have read this far, shout about it. I do not want the entire world organised to protect a genocidal criminal; nor should you.
#Israel is known to use #rape as a #WeaponOfWar. Itamar Ben-Gvir, a government minister, is one of those demanding it.
Here he boasts that #IDF troops will sexually assault:
#GretaThunberg, #BenedettaScuderi, #MélissaCamara, #EmmaFourreau, #AnnalisaCorrado
#WarCrimes #Genocide
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Itamar Ben-Gvir, an Israeli government minister, here seems to be boasting that she will be sexually assaulted, since prisoners who have not even been charged with terrorism offences are routinely subjected to #RapeAsAWeaponOfWar
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Itamar Ben-Gvir, an Israeli government minister, boasts that members of #GlobalSumudFlotilla - including #UK citizens - are being treated as #terrorists.
In #Israel, even innocent people held without charge are #raped - something Ben-Gvir demands.
#KeirStarmer #WarCriminal
From #NormalIslandNews
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Headline from Normal Island News: "World's most moral army beats tiny autistic girl for trying to feed hungry babies"
"The world’s most moral army overcame a terrifying confrontation with the terrorist leader known as #GretaThunberg when they captured the #GlobalSumudFlotilla. New details of that encounter have emerged and they paint a picture of sheer bravery and heroism." […]
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Fffffff
This headline from #NormalIslandNews is of course #satire. www.normalisland.co.uk/p/uk-home-secretary-deci...
But it's also true. And it is precisely this conflation of Judaism with Israel which gets labelled as #antiisemitism when […]
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Former British prime minister #Satan is in talks to run the #Gaza International Transitional Authority (GITA).
Satan's earth-name is #TonyBlair
www.normalisland.co.uk/p/satan-in-discussions-t...
#NormalIslandNews #Satire
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BREAKING: The #FBI has announced that #TylerRobinson has committed #suicide in his cell next week, while the security cameras were mysteriously turned off 👀
h/t #NormalIslandNews
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BREAKING: Israel has explained it had no choice but to kill the #Hamas negotiators in #Qatar, due to the serious risk they were about to accept the latest #ceasefire proposals.
(Stolen from #NormalIslandNews)
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