Let me just get these wrists slit and I'll be ready to tolerate this Adderall (not a drug)-fueled imbecile rant about gibberish that a bunch of dolt-whisperers planted in the teleprompter and the tattered remains of its working memory. #notacryforhelp
Let's be clear. A woman alone in public, say reading book in Starbucks, is not a cry for help or her signalling "I'm lonely and desperate for any man! Any. Really." #notacryforhelp
Me in preprod: Banana ripening sounds fun, into the design it goes!
Me in prod: It’s been three days. I’ve read a countless pages of docs. I still don’t know why making a banana “green” crashes the engine.
Me at launch: The game has novel *blue* bananas!
#GameDev #WeHaveFunHere #NotACryForHelp
