The one time I tried to write drunk I had a conversation between two characters that went:
"I love you."
"No, I love you."
I reallly lurv you.
etc
#NotATrueStory
Ozzy Osbourne showing how much sugar he liked in his morning coffee, circa 1984
#OzzyOsbourne #NotATrueStory
"Emmy-winning Netflix series 'Baby Reindeer' ruled as "not a true story", enabling a woman to sue the streaming platform. #NotATrueStory https://fefd.link/Thnlw
When you shovel "lake effect snow" you get sand between your toes.
#NotATrueStory
#NotATrueStory
Buying ink toner at Office Depot:
Cashier: "And can I have your email and phone number..."
Me: "Alright, but I'm usually not free on Friday nights."
[S] True story: original name for "Snuggie" was "Sloth Cloth", but they worried it hit too close to home #notatruestory