Ugh was gonna do a Christmas market with my date tonight, but he said I wasn’t cute enough
Wallowing against the wall in shame… that I didn’t leave drunk as fuck and taken advantage by him and he creampie my cunnie and throat…
#sadnhorny #puppygirl #whimper #ddlg #kinky #goonersky #notdrunk
Whiskey tasting time!! #notdrunk
"I'm on vacation and I haven't gotten drunk yet. What the hell kind of vacation is this???" #notdrunk #toobusytodrink #vacationmode #shitmycoworkersays
June 30, 2015
We just had pancakes today... and then drinks. ONE each... really strong ones... so there's now two very giggly Germans in the Skygarden in London... just saying.
#NotDrunk #JustTipsy
Albert Finney is #$%@ing rocking it in this movie. #notdrunk #alittledrunk #albertfinneyisrockingitthough
Tomorrow: It's just Today wearing Future Pants.
#NotDrunk
Babies are so wobbly trying to pull up on me and it’s making my wobbly self feel even more drunk. #notdrunk #sealegs #everythingisswaying
+1 RT @DrMRFrancis: My friends are wonderful, lovely people. <3 #NotDrunk
Here's @empireofthekop getting yelled at before the match by his wife. #NotDrunk http://twitpic.com/acrd83
