One surefire way to know you're getting old: Your phone starts getting news alerts about a celebrity's passing...you look them up and realize you've NEVER HEARD OF THEM! And it happens multiple times a week now!
#nothip #wheresmywalker
@granolagrl I thought you were talking about the actual Civil War and wondered who came up with new music for that. #nothip
Kinda feel bad for they guy in the band who lost the bet and has to wear the 70s child molester glasses & mustache. #NotHip #NeverWillBe
Signs of middle age, #2911: usher in the New Year by breaking down & buying a new space heater. Cats approve, anyway. #NotHip
@KittyForeman__ What does 'subtweet' mean? #nothip
