Ah, the semiannual irrational anxiety caused by finding the three clocks that don't automatically change, timing it just right with my phone so they line up by the second, only to shake so much from anxiety that I mess up and have to wait a whole minute to try again.
#OCD #notjoking
ofc i would bestie boy i love straight men #NOTJOKING
I hope you filled in Accident Form! #NotJoking
If Mingi cuts or dyes his hair I'm going to kill myself btw #serious #real #notjoking #thistimeimeanit
The Winter Olympics are officially here!
Milano Cortina 2026 marks a step forward for gender equality on the Olympic stage with 47% female athletes-a record for the Winter Games.
BUT the BBC fails to include any women in its sport coverage today- instead a story about penis injections!
#notjoking
I want this fucker! I want him on all fours, in his Temu ICEhole costume on the ground. Then I’m gonna rawdog my boot so far up his ass, I’m gonna name him “bunny slipper” and walk thru a hot pile of dog shit, wearing him on my foot. #notjoking
The "Israel brand" cannot be allowed to recover.
Israel needs to end, the people can all move to the USA where they will fit in perfectly, then a wall can be built around the USA, for the benefit of the rest of the planet.
#notjoking #usa #israel #evilpeople #evilempire
The use of deadly force needs to be directed at a specific, pale hued House and the sycophants who scurry within.
#NotJoking
It's no wonder that crime has unfortunately become so chaotic. People have already normalized treating real human beings, including themselves, like animals, livestock, or merchandise. Very uncivilized! 🤬 – Piercings – Dyeing hair (in almost all cases) – Makeup – Getting bangs (hint: asymmetry) – "Selling" performances for amusement (hint: impossible) – Tattooing – Almost-Nudism
Thread | The desperate search for individuality goes against our species' destiny, and so ends in doom.
#ExChristian #controversial #fashion #abominations #NotSatire #NotJoking #Negative #OutofOrder
Yeah - here’s the other thing we get. When it gets cold enough the invasive green iguanas can’t move and ergo…
#notjoking!
okay so this app doesn't have views? so that could be good, takes the addicting factor out of what twitter is, looking and wanting more and more views, kinda pathetic yk
hit tweet and allat
also why are posts still called posts here???? they should be called butterflies haha #notjoking
It is painfully obvious that humans are horrible at judging risk. Otherwise skydiving would not be a sport and they wouldn't let people try on underwear at Ross...
#joking #notjoking
Everyone should be putting ALL OF OUR ENERGY into PUTTING KAMALA HARRIS INTO THE WHITE HOUSE BECAUSE SHE WON THE ELECTION! KAMALA HARRIS IS THE PRESIDENT! #BreakingNews #America #USA #trumpLOST #KamalaWON #politics #elections #trumpRiggedTheElection #NotJoking #PRESIDENTKamalaHarris
“Maybe it was the vaccines.” - #OliviaNuzzi, explaining to #JacobBernstein what might have come over her as she fell for #RFKJr...
#joking? #notjoking?
#AmericanCanto#memoir
#BookSky www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...
#Adobe Creative Suite is like a real life family! Photoshop is the Mummy, Illustrator is the Daddy and Animate is a weird bastard child he had with Mummy's sister, After Effects. #notjoking
Soooo @bsky.app ... When we gonna have a dating app add-on? 😅
#joking #notjoking #badjoke #notevenfunny #apologies #swiperight
Robert the Haunted Doll at the Fort East Martello Museum in Key West, FL. Written on the chalkboard behind the doll, someone has written, “Robert is Watching”. It was me… I’m someone.
Got to visit Robert the Haunted Doll in Key West on Halloween… you have to ask Robert if it’s okay to take photos. He doesn’t answer, but you still have to. #bekind #askpermissionfirst #notjoking
#EXACTLY I work for myself and have not had a vacay since 2006. #NotJoking
LilDJAMGrim is live doing Divinity: Original Sin - Enhanced Edition
Alrighty, Divinity: Original Sin - Enhanced Edition is on the schedule today over at #twitch https://www.twitch.tv/lildjamgrim watch it if you dare torture yourself: Time To Finish This #ForRealThisTime #I-Swear #NotJoking! W/ @flame_birb | Divinity Original Sin EE
Guess I missed it. Was busy with #medicalanxiety worrying was dying. #medsky #mentalhealthsky #notjoking #rapture
So caught up breaking a story that I shaved my eyebrow instead of trimming it. Not a great look, but hope the story is worth it!
#yesbyfriday #funny #notjoking #oops
genuinely, if this goes to the 1 year anniversary without any answers or at least closure, I'm going to kill myself 🤭🤭 #notjoking #serious #reallygonna #shouldvelike4monthsago #loljk #unless
#LaborDayEats. #NotJoking
#downsizedweinersandbuns
#whiteishstrawberryicecream
all from reputable producers 🤦♂️
[CW food]
Reading some ingredients and get to
« Always baked with 100% real cheddar cheese and colors sourced from plants »
If an ingredient is a dye which comes from a chemical plant, that meets the literal wording, no? #pedant #goldfish #joking #notJoking
STOP IT DRAGON LIKE ME?! IM CRYING SIMPLY FROM THE CONCEPT #WoTIdol #notjoking
Prediction: Trump grants Maxwell a full pardon and immediately appoints her to some made-up role surrounding "abstinence education" in the Department of Education.
#NotJoking
