'Crotch-enlarging' scandal ahead of Winter Olympics sparks rule change Olympic officials are resorting to microchips and scans of athletes' crotches to prevent cheating at the winter games.

Crotch Watching Enhanced With Tech Now Part of Winter Olympics

www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1552...

#NotMakingThisUp #Olympics

Also while I did this and picked up my phone to add it to the list it was 00:44 ~ my numbers 44

#synchronicity #numbers #magicnumber #angelnumbers #digits #maths #mathmatical #thematrix #matrix #irishmusic #poppunk #irishbands #emo #localbands #pokemon #cant #coincidence #believeme #notmakingthisup

In the words of my Great Grandma, "You can't fight city hall but you can shit on their steps."

#TrueStory #Grandmother #Wisdom #GreatGrandmother #NotMakingThisUp #BostonWomen #Irish

Q: Why did James Bond go to church today?
A. For Spy Wednesday!

#NotMakingThisUp #ItsAChurchThing

Ce bouquin doit être la ref de Luc Besson pour son Dracula raconté du point de vue du Vampire qui sort cet été
#NotMakingThisUp

Carter introduces bill renaming Greenland Rep. Buddy Carter, Serving Georgia's 1st District

Have y'all seen this? Rep Buddy Carter (R-GA) introduced a bill renaming Greenland to... wait for it... "Red, White, and Blueland." #notmakingthisup #adultfreezone #trumpmess buddycarter.house.gov/news/documen...

a man in a brown jacket says " real mature " in a kitchen ALT: a man in a brown jacket says " real mature " in a kitchen

#senatehearings #conservativebs
#notmakingthisup #confirmationhearings

Pete Hegseth: Can't answer a single question. Gives wrong answers. Dodges questions.

Conservatives: Clearly this is all Tammy Duckworth's fault because she's fat.

Akon City - Wikipedia

Tonight in "Weird Things I Just Learned," apparently Akon has tried to build his own city in Senegal for several years, based on his cryptocurrency Akoin.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akon_City

#notmakingthisup #realityisweird #todayilearned #akoncity

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🕷️ GIANT TRIVIA INVASION 🕸️

👀 See the character to carve a dollar sign in his kitchen window with a suspected diamond? I'm sure you remember Robert Conrad did the same thing in 1966's The Night of the Flying Pie Plate.

#NotMakingThisUp

#TheGiantSpiderInvasion

I'm not sure if it's still there, but for a while there was a shop on the ground floor where guests could enjoy a refreshing cup of matcha, earl grey, or darjeeling.🍵

It was, of course, called PHYSICAL GRAFFI-TEA 🤦🏻

#NotMakingThisUp

At the “Smells Like Snow Coffee Festival”, which is a Gilmore Girls themed event in Akron. Waiting for Zak and Bryan to play “Hep Alien” songs with Run Katie Run. #notmakingthisup

First day of August and some wag saxophonist busker has seen fit to perform a version of Earth Wind and Fire's "September".

#madrid
#notmakingthisup

Report: #Torontoraccoons hold seminars in Don Valley on cracking new green bins. (I'm #notmakingthisup) #raccoons

An now he just knocked out a snake threatening Yancy Butler...cause of course #HardTarget #notmakingthisup

Just heard my nephew's football team - @RayoAlcobendas - JUST BEAT REAL MADRID 2-3 !! #notmakingthisup

As soon as this exit poll was anounced my computer anti-virus started saying THREAT HAS BEEN DETECTED at regular intervals

#notmakingthisup

New chap in #sabudget2015 review on public sector finances shows net loan debt of Eskom in 2006 was R143m. Now R144bn #notmakingthisup

The people who use the Mastcams on Curiosity to check out gravels along rover traverse are called "clastinistas." #notmakingthisup #LPSC2014

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In Argentina, Phil Collins' "No Jacket Required" album was retitled "You Don't Need To Carry A Bag" #notmakingthisup http://t.co/9ytOnvjWDU

Alex jones is going crazy in Chavez and Trinity. Scumbag Steve is shaking hands with him. #sxsw #notmakingthisup

I'm in a conference session at #AES25 about mics and audio recording given by Mike Skeet and Mike Ballance #notmakingthisup #radioactive

Good News! No burglaries occurred in our parish last month. But there was an increase in "unlawful acquisitional activity" #notmakingthisup

White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars http://bit.ly/z1RZe3 #notmakingthisup

Sigh RT @imrankhan Catapults will "catapult dreams into reality" with "blossoming momentum" http://bit.ly/vPBwwS #scipolicy #notmakingthisup

There is a new song in Japan called "Another Junk in my Trunk." #NotMakingThisUp

27 letters in the alphabet. #notmakingthisup #politboro

In e-mail:"My girlfriend went to the WC and didn't wash her hands before feeding me a chocolate. Could I have gotten AIDS?" #NotMakingThisUp

RT @SubvCopyEd: (#notmakingthisup) Author: "Sorry you find it confusing, but I am fine with this section as is." // You have my sympathy!