Crotch Watching Enhanced With Tech Now Part of Winter Olympics
www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1552...
#NotMakingThisUp #Olympics
Also while I did this and picked up my phone to add it to the list it was 00:44 ~ my numbers 44
#synchronicity #numbers #magicnumber #angelnumbers #digits #maths #mathmatical #thematrix #matrix #irishmusic #poppunk #irishbands #emo #localbands #pokemon #cant #coincidence #believeme #notmakingthisup
In the words of my Great Grandma, "You can't fight city hall but you can shit on their steps."
#TrueStory #Grandmother #Wisdom #GreatGrandmother #NotMakingThisUp #BostonWomen #Irish
Q: Why did James Bond go to church today?
A. For Spy Wednesday!
#NotMakingThisUp #ItsAChurchThing
Ce bouquin doit être la ref de Luc Besson pour son Dracula raconté du point de vue du Vampire qui sort cet été
#NotMakingThisUp
Have y'all seen this? Rep Buddy Carter (R-GA) introduced a bill renaming Greenland to... wait for it... "Red, White, and Blueland." #notmakingthisup #adultfreezone #trumpmess buddycarter.house.gov/news/documen...
#senatehearings #conservativebs
#notmakingthisup #confirmationhearings
Pete Hegseth: Can't answer a single question. Gives wrong answers. Dodges questions.
Conservatives: Clearly this is all Tammy Duckworth's fault because she's fat.
Tonight in "Weird Things I Just Learned," apparently Akon has tried to build his own city in Senegal for several years, based on his cryptocurrency Akoin.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akon_City
#notmakingthisup #realityisweird #todayilearned #akoncity
🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️
🕷️ GIANT TRIVIA INVASION 🕸️
👀 See the character to carve a dollar sign in his kitchen window with a suspected diamond? I'm sure you remember Robert Conrad did the same thing in 1966's The Night of the Flying Pie Plate.
#NotMakingThisUp
#TheGiantSpiderInvasion
I'm not sure if it's still there, but for a while there was a shop on the ground floor where guests could enjoy a refreshing cup of matcha, earl grey, or darjeeling.🍵
It was, of course, called PHYSICAL GRAFFI-TEA 🤦🏻
#NotMakingThisUp
At the “Smells Like Snow Coffee Festival”, which is a Gilmore Girls themed event in Akron. Waiting for Zak and Bryan to play “Hep Alien” songs with Run Katie Run. #notmakingthisup
First day of August and some wag saxophonist busker has seen fit to perform a version of Earth Wind and Fire's "September".
#madrid
#notmakingthisup
Report: #Torontoraccoons hold seminars in Don Valley on cracking new green bins. (I'm #notmakingthisup) #raccoons
An now he just knocked out a snake threatening Yancy Butler...cause of course #HardTarget #notmakingthisup
Just heard my nephew's football team - @RayoAlcobendas - JUST BEAT REAL MADRID 2-3 !! #notmakingthisup
As soon as this exit poll was anounced my computer anti-virus started saying THREAT HAS BEEN DETECTED at regular intervals
#notmakingthisup
New chap in #sabudget2015 review on public sector finances shows net loan debt of Eskom in 2006 was R143m. Now R144bn #notmakingthisup
The people who use the Mastcams on Curiosity to check out gravels along rover traverse are called "clastinistas." #notmakingthisup #LPSC2014
In Argentina, Phil Collins' "No Jacket Required" album was retitled "You Don't Need To Carry A Bag" #notmakingthisup http://t.co/9ytOnvjWDU
Alex jones is going crazy in Chavez and Trinity. Scumbag Steve is shaking hands with him. #sxsw #notmakingthisup
I'm in a conference session at #AES25 about mics and audio recording given by Mike Skeet and Mike Ballance #notmakingthisup #radioactive
Good News! No burglaries occurred in our parish last month. But there was an increase in "unlawful acquisitional activity" #notmakingthisup
White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars http://bit.ly/z1RZe3 #notmakingthisup
Sigh RT @imrankhan Catapults will "catapult dreams into reality" with "blossoming momentum" http://bit.ly/vPBwwS #scipolicy #notmakingthisup
There is a new song in Japan called "Another Junk in my Trunk." #NotMakingThisUp
27 letters in the alphabet. #notmakingthisup #politboro
In e-mail:"My girlfriend went to the WC and didn't wash her hands before feeding me a chocolate. Could I have gotten AIDS?" #NotMakingThisUp
RT @SubvCopyEd: (#notmakingthisup) Author: "Sorry you find it confusing, but I am fine with this section as is." // You have my sympathy!