Everyone wanted the Epstein files. Nobody was ready for the Epstein files.
📂😈 #EpsteinFiles
🍿😱 #NotReady
🐭❌ #NotMickey
🎅💀 #NotSanta
👵😭 #NotTheGoldenGirls
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