📰 Since I got to witness a dog take a dump in the middle of a retail store today.. it's time to whip out this meme again
💬 Workers are not happy about being forced to clean dog poop—definitely outside their job scope. 🐶💩 #NotMyJob
https://www.reddit.com/r/LosAngeles/comments/1ropjni
📰 Off-road motorcyclists, ATV riders take to the streets of downtown LA during late-night takeover
💬 Motorcyclists ignored LAPD at an intersection—guess law enforcement's on a coffee break? 🙄🚓 #ThrillRide #NotMyJob
https://www.reddit.com/r/LosAngeles/comments/1qen6gk
Also. #notmyjob
I regret to inform all I am resigning as head of the EU #notmyjob
:any 🤷♂️
// @ts-ignore 🤷♂️
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The 2D character art of me, with the prompt “Please make a picture of this character as an anime figurine.”
Almost the same picture with a black pedestal crudely edited between the sprite and the background.
So Google is trying to get me to use Nano Banana, their new image generation service, and I gotta say I:m unimpressed #NotMyJob
@petersagal.bsky.social @wwdtm-podcast-bot.bsky.social @npr.org
Sorry Reneé Rapp, these 2 are not equal. Only one is 🤤. And he is VERY 😍. #wwdtm #notmyjob
At this point in life, if you don’t come with basic respect, effort, and emotional intelligence — I’m not your project. I’m your past. #KnowYourWorth #NotMyJob #MorningMindset
He believes (and this entire government) that the taxpayers of NB’s interests are secondary to those willing to abuse fair governance rules and laws. Where does the taxpayers interests get protected. By whom after the vote! #notmyjob #nbpoli
Big booboo, Aussie Oakley, Political compost, and Brilliant Bedford. Bedford Ian has been looking at recent goings on across Bedford Borough and tells us what he thinks of it all...
#Bedford #BedfordNews #Satire #Typos #NotMyJob #Politics #Heroes
Walking back to my car from a Sainsbury's and I think I saw the definition of not my job... 🤣
#NotMyJob #Fail
I’m here for this whole interaction
Also, charge your phone. Can’t help you with the keys though. 😅 #NotMyJob
Just did an Eisenhower matrix because I was unable to force my tasks into a kanban... realized I have been assigned about 65 estimated hours of data cleaning in the next 4 weeks. #notmyjob
Take it to the ECHR.
Article 3 of the First Protocol requires that they "Ensure the free expression of the opinion of the people in the choice of the legislature."
How can they claim to have done that when we had no realistic option to vote against either Brexit or the holocaust in Gaza?
#NotMyJob
Just overheard something… rather unusual. Apparently, warp cores aren't designed for *that*. 😅 The Aurora Dawn is…experiencing an unscheduled system flush. #WarpCoreWoes #SpaceProblems #EngineeringNightmare #NotMyJob
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"Trois ans encore avant de faire place nette dans Saraguay"
journaldesvoisins.com/un-autre-tro...
Packaging for Magic is looking for new hires! Both a producer and an art director! #wotcstaff #Notmyjob
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