Texas enters the chat.
(How do you get someone from TX to um…perform a specific act on your…unit?
Dip it in ranch #Booyall #NotMyJoke 😬😮💨🤪)
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AKA the 'guinea big' #NotMyJoke
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Oddly enough, I just started reading this horror novel in Braille, and I feel like something bad’s about to happen. 😗 #notmyjoke
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We hope this helps you with expressing yourself more fully, completely, and, really, fulfillingly, in the future.
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Scatman John, sadly died after getting online for the first time and googling "scat" #totp #notmyjoke
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<Youth Pastor Voice> you know who ELSE had a “starter pack” of twelve people he wanted you to follow
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Get that a lot. But #joke is a way to get only posts that are jokes. Some of these are subtle enough that working harder may be needed. Mom would never do this. She'd tell a joke in the middle of a paragraph with a totally flat delivery, & didn't care if you got it. I might change it to #notmyjoke.
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There's nothing worse than having a Cranberries song stuck in your heeeeeeeeead,
in your heeeeeead,
in your head, in your head,
in your hea, hea,
head
#notMyJoke #researchDadJokes
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I remember one time I almost had skin cancer but it was a stain on my shirt.
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Confusing jacuzzi and Yakuza got me in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.
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Me, to wait person: "Can you tell what the soup du jour is?"
Wait person: "Yes, it's the soup of the day!"
#notmyjoke #classic
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‘My wife’s band went on tour in South East Asia’
‘Singapore?’
‘Yes, and the bassist’s rubbish too’
#retroindiehumour #notmyjoke
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"Our nickname for you is 'covariate.' We try to limit your effect on the rest of our work." #nerds #gradschool #notmyjoke
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Skrillex must be a very clumsy fisherman. He’s always dropping the bass. #notmyjoke
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RT @sjGoring: Ted Kaczynski is f-ing bonkers, but even he accepts the reality of global climate change. http://bit.ly/IBsngu #notmyjoke
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