When will they ever learn? #notsocleverly #knob

“‘And, of course, if we do fail, then things won’t be that bad, will they? If we fail to come back, there won’t be anywhere left to fail to come back to in any case, will there?’”
Terry Pratchett; The Last Hero
#Discworld #ToryLeadershipRace #FailedCampaignStrategy #NotSoCleverly

“We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.”
Terry Pratchett; Night Watch
#Discworld #NotSoCleverly #ToryMediaRound #MakingItUp
#ToryAnnihalationAhead #GeneralElectionMonth 🗳️

“….this may well have been a case where chilly logic should have been replaced by the common sense of, perhaps, the average chicken.”
Terry Pratchett; Making Money
#Discworld #Rwanda #NotStoppingTheBoats #HumanRights #WastingTaxpayersMoney #NotSoCleverly

“Your Brain on drugs is a terrible sight but Mr Tulip was living proof of the fact that so was Your Brain on a a cocktail of horse liniment, sherbet, and powdered water-retention pills.”
Terry Pratchett; The Truth
#DiscWorld #HomeSecretary #NotSoCleverly #RohypnolRage #ToriesOnDrugs #ToriesOutIn2024