Suzie Fletcher from The Repair Shop has a sewing machine called Pearl. Pearl’s a Singer. #ElkieBrooksAtTheBBC #NotTOTP

Elike's come as me mam's sofa from 1987. #TOTP #notTOTP

Bit of a stinker tonight.

But next week - 1999x2 (spin on), 81 (wahey, Shaky!) and 87 - AND T'Cure on #notTOTP

Where do you think my anxiety is coming from? #NotTotp

I got impatient waiting for Lilac Wine on the Elkie Brooks bbc4 show, so found it on YouTube.

The aspect ratio is messed up but the sound absolutely isn't.
#notTOTP

youtu.be/kLiYPZ14-wU

Blimey, Elkies looking like Maggie Philbin here
#totp #notTOTP

May I say what a smashing jump suit that is, Elkie. #TOTP #notTOTP

Not one bad song AT ALL so far which is totally understandable because it's Elkie.

#totp #notTOTP

She’s no Karen Carpenter. I love the Carpenters. One of my favourite things is when they got death threats for the guitar work in ‘Goodbye To Love’. America was always fucked. #TOTP #notTOTP

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Elkie Brooks would have done a cracking Bond theme. #notTOTP

a white duck with an orange beak is standing next to a fence with the words * inhales * on it ALT: a white duck with an orange beak is standing next to a fence with the words * inhales * on it

#notTotp

First time I’ve heard this honky man thing. Beautiful stuff.

#notTOTP #totp
#Gage

I really should explore Vinegar Joe's music. I don't know why I haven't already. #NotTOTP

Apparently it’s been a whole year and 26 days #notTOTP

She looks and sounds like Cher there. #notTOTP #TOTP

Look at Palmer. Bingley’s finest. I’m not for knighthoods, but he would’ve been good, swinging around as Sir Robert. #notTOTP #totp

Elkie Brooks in an orange jump suit

Elkie Brooks on day release.

#totp #NotTotp

This Elkie Brooks programme was only on the other week, wasn’t it? Or maybe it was last year. But extremely recently. #notTOTP

“And now it’s time for Too Much Hair at the BBC…”

#notTotp

I don't get it. There's nothing remotely elk like about her. #nottotp

Ellie Brooks was one of my dad's faves.
Might have to turn off after this first one. #Nottotp

Angry lizard-like creatures on film 4 (not Elkie Brookes) but we've settled for John Wick 3 #notTotp #totp

Who the fuck does Ellie Brooks have pictures of? Every third week seems to be Ellie Brooks Night. #NotTOTP

Vera from Prisoner

I used to like that band Elkie Brooks was in, Vinegar Tits. #TOTP #notTOTP

G'won, Elkie. Now that is the voice of a woman who has lived. #TOTP #notTOTP

Harry Hill

Elkie Brooks
Garth Crooks
Got to have a system #TOTP #notTotp

Stick around after #TOTP for this week's #notTOTP with Salford's very own, our Elkie! If you like.

If you want to make your inner child happy and pretend to be Bruno Brookes, all you’ll need is something to record your voice and this tune:

youtu.be/5zQsNjF-Et0?...

#notTOTP

According to this bit from Liz Kershaw's biography, no wonder 😬. I support learning new stuff, but talking about that sort of thing at the dinner table isn't the best idea (and this is why he gives me autistic vibes + his existing dad vibes) 👀 #notTOTP