Army reviewing after helicopters hovered alongside Kid Rock's swimming pool as he saluted l AP apnews.com/article/kid-rock...
#The2020sAre2020ingAgain
#WhatInTheTrailerParkShyt
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JD Vance thinks aliens are actually demons. #nottheonion
www.tmz.com/2026/03/28/d...
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That could be a The Onion headline. Word-for-word. #nottheonion
heโs completely bonkers
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apnews.com/article/trum...
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Irony isnโt dead, itโs just in limbo
Four angles. One story. More at gettheflies.com/when-your-defense-strate...
#TheFlies #MedicalEthics #Excuses #NotTheOnion
When The Onion is #NotTheOnion.
He put the HVAC guy in charge of the Kennedy Center. #nottheonion
www.rawstory.com/matt-floca-k...
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He fucking cried
It puts crocodile tears into a whole new perspective.
He
Fucking
Cried
#israel #nottheonion
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@theonion.com @bencollins.bsky.social
Messing with EU:
Iranโs Police Chief Ahmad-Reza Radan:
I want to say to the European Union, if you are not capable of preserving Greenland, submit a request and we will come.
#Iran #GreenLand #NotTheOnion #EU #Trumpstein
'top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before'
#nottheonion #kakistocracy
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Watermark on an AI image? But you didn't create shit. ๐
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#NotTheOnion: "The House passed the Bill to Outlaw Wounding of Official Working Animals, or BOWOW, Act, which would make any noncitizen convicted of or admitting to harming law enforcement animals deportable. 190 Democrats voted against it, and 15 Democrats crossed over to vote yes."
Mike [โฆ]
Story in The Independent with headline 'Trump cracks Pearl Harbor joke when pressed by Japanese reporter on lack of warning over Iran attack'.
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It might take a bit of #sports knowledge to contextualize, but iykyk and this headline made me guffaw.
#NFL #NFLDraft #lol