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Army reviewing after helicopters hovered alongside Kid Rock's swimming pool as he saluted The Army has launched an administrative review after two AH-64 Apache helicopters on a training run maneuvered near the hillside home of Kid Rock.

Army reviewing after helicopters hovered alongside Kid Rock's swimming pool as he saluted l AP apnews.com/article/kid-rock...

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JD Vance thinks aliens are actually demons. #nottheonion

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Quadruple Amputee Murder Suspect's Ex-Girlfriend Not Shocked by Allegations Dayton Webber -- the professional cornhole player and quadruple amputee arrested for murder earlier this week -- has an ex-girlfriend who says she isn't the least bit surprised by the serious all...

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Trump likes Sharpies

Trump likes Sharpies

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That could be a The Onion headline. Word-for-word. #nottheonion

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Trump interrupts a Cabinet meeting dealing with the Iran war and rising prices to talk Sharpies President Donald Trump turned an otherwise serious Cabinet meeting into a long Sharpie story, arguing that it shows how he saves government money.

heโ€™s completely bonkers
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Irony isnโ€™t dead, itโ€™s just in limbo

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When your defense strategy is 'my grandparents' trauma made me do it' His legal team actually workshopped, drafted, and filed a formal argument that his grandparents' Holocaust trauma should reduce his sentence for trading prescriptions for sex.

Four angles. One story. More at gettheflies.com/when-your-defense-strate...

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When The Onion is #NotTheOnion.

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Kennedy Center staff bemused as Trump picks new director: 'He was in charge of toilets' President Donald Trump's freshly minted director of the Kennedy Center is well-liked by former colleagues, but they're a bit puzzled about why he was chosen for the job.Matt Floca was tapped to lead t...

He put the HVAC guy in charge of the Kennedy Center. #nottheonion
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He fucking cried

It puts crocodile tears into a whole new perspective.

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Messing with EU:

Iranโ€™s Police Chief Ahmad-Reza Radan:
I want to say to the European Union, if you are not capable of preserving Greenland, submit a request and we will come.

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Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before โ€˜Teleporting is no fun,โ€™ Gregg Phillips, picked to lead Femaโ€™s office of response and recovery, has said on a podcast

'top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before'

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Watermark on an AI image? But you didn't create shit. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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#NotTheOnion: "The House passed the Bill to Outlaw Wounding of Official Working Animals, or BOWOW, Act, which would make any noncitizen convicted of or admitting to harming law enforcement animals deportable. 190 Democrats voted against it, and 15 Democrats crossed over to vote yes."

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Story in The Independent with headline 'Trump cracks Pearl Harbor joke when pressed by Japanese reporter on lack of warning over Iran attack'.

Story in The Independent with headline 'Trump cracks Pearl Harbor joke when pressed by Japanese reporter on lack of warning over Iran attack'.

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It might take a bit of #sports knowledge to contextualize, but iykyk and this headline made me guffaw.

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