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Just canceled doordash 'cause they hosted a media stunt at the whitehouse where 'DoorDashGrandma' delivered McDs to the pedo so that she could promote "NoTaxOnTips" by boasting that she has extra cash & so can now afford her husbands cancer treatments. WTF?? Maybe give her health care!! #nottheonion
The FAA wants gamers to apply for air traffic control jobs l BBC News www.bbc.com/news/article...
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To Fill Air Traffic Controller Shortage, F.A.A. Turns to Gamers www.nytimes.com/2026/04/10/u...
Grindr set to host its first White House correspondents’ dinner party l The Hill thehill.com/blogs/in-the...
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He would 100% say this.
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> 6일 한겨레 취재를 종합하면, 지난 2월20일 경기 화성시에 있는 도금업체에서 타이 출신 이주노동자 ㄱ씨가 이 회사 대표로부터 어이없는 상해를 당한 것으로 확인됐다. ㄱ씨가 작업대에서 몸을 숙인 채 일을 하고 있었는데, 이 회사 대표인 ㄴ씨가 다가와 ㄱ씨의 항문 부위에 에어건을 밀착해 고압 상태의 공기를 분사한 것이다. 이 사고로 ㄱ씨는 복부가 급격히 부풀어 오르며 호흡 곤란 증세를 보였다.
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There's lots of exorbitantly priced Trump-branded paraphernalia on eBay that nobody's buying.
The highest priced recently sold autographed item isn't a Trump-branded item. It's a copy of the Jeffery Epstein Files Transparency Act that Trump autographed.
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#Nottheonion why has the onion not made this yet?! @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social #maga @theonion.com
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Worst "President" Ever.
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The article itself is also v. droll #NotTheOnion
🎁 www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/u...
#NotTheOnion 달 탐사선 발사 방송 도중, 항공 용어인 롤링(rolling)과 피칭(pitching)이 AI 번역으로 "굴러, 이년아 (roll, bitch)" 로 번역되어, 한국 국영방송사의 스트리밍에 자막 표출됨 https://www.hani.co.kr/arti/society/media/1252528.html
Gregg Phillips, Associate Administrator in the Office of Response and Recovery, FEMA, reports that he was once teleported to a Waffle House in Georgia.
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Even a Top Housing Official Turns to Wedding Registry for Home Down Payment as Prices Squeeze Buyers l Washington Informer www.washingtoninformer.com/affordabilit...
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