A banana peel on the road just in front of my work boots. I’ve had a years long battle avoiding these situations.
I could’ve died…
#NotTodayJesus
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A graphic shirt that says "Not today Jesus"
How i feel when seeing protesters at a #gaypride event. I found this shirt at the #satanictemple booth and it filled me with joy.
#humor #baphomet #nottodayjesus
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Someone took my email and signed me up for a million Bible and otherwise Christian newsletters. My whole now-flooded inbox is telling me I need to find Christ. I'm assuming someone saw that I'm a Satanist and decided they needed to save my soul.
Well... #NotTodayJesus
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Being a devil doesn’t mean sexy 100% of the time. It means that if you talk to me and don’t come correct,
I’ll 🗡️ you.
#bottoms #comecorrect #tryme #fafo #nottodayJesus #byefelicia
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This is so wholesome/funny/healing to watch..
#Satanism #theClick #NotTodayJesus #EmotionalSupportDemon #Wholesomeness #SatanistsAreJustSpicyAtheists 😈❤️🔥
#GoToHellAndHaveFunThere
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