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Advertisement shows Teen lick wrapper of a Lickables, standing in front of a display case of different flavors.

Advertisement shows Teen lick wrapper of a Lickables, standing in front of a display case of different flavors.

“Tired of paying for a whole candy bar just to get a fun size experience? Worried about calories but still crave that sweet, chocolatey hit? Introducing Lickables™, the revolutionary chocolate-flavored, non-edible candy wrapper designed for maximum taste with 0 calories and 0 mouth feel.“ #OMMDII

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#FountainSoda is great, right, but sooo hard to get to at the back of the gas station so you basically HAVE to get gas. Nice try #saudiprinces!

What if you could #driveup to your favorite fountain soda and, for a monthly fee, scan your phone and fill your cup to your 🫀’s delight?

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How many times have you missed work because you sprained your wrists turning a hotdog fork at a cookout? Me, too!

Torque your tender loins no more! The rotisser-roaster has a small motor that turns hot dogs evenly for a perfect roast every rotation! Dads: never ruin vacation again!

#OMMDII #1M

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Why should runners have all the good bumper stickers? Sure, you ran several miles at one time. But I really wrestled with a couple new albums last fall. Bottom line: we both put time in.

Let’s get our #Spotify Wrapped deets onto our bumpers. Because music snobs are athletes too.

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“Oh no, the baby fell asleep in her carrier and her little baby arms are sticking out and we need to take her out in the freezing cold! Whatever are we to do?”

Ma’am, you have the right to BEAR ARMS: arm sleeves for babies. They’re sleeves, for arms of babies, that look like bears’ arms. #OMMDII

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Starting a new Bsky series: One Million Million-dollar-idea Ideas.

Follow along and get rich in the new oligarchy!

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