Lucifer's Jackie: Serious question where did Michael find a husband that orders him yummy food when he's having a rough day - Semyaza's Mammon: Lucifer slander?! - Simeon: He was literally there when Heavenly Father pulled me into existence. Lucifer's Jackie: wait so is he your sugar daddy Simeon: LOL he did jumpstart my writing career, so I'd say so Raug: daddy michael? Archangel Michael Angelo: Do NOT call me that.

now I want to sit back and relax, when all of a sudden, I hear this agitating, grating voice - Michael when he's trying to have a peaceful lunch break probably

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#obeymeocs #obeymemammon #obeymesimeon #obeymemichael #angelordevilraug

Lucifer S. Morningstar: I just heard Raphael say "this reminds me of when Michael was pregnant" and I have questions - Lucifer's Jackie: did you think you were the only person who gets mpreg'd in this group levi: LMAOOOOO - Simeon: What kind of questions, Lucifer? Lucifer S. Morningstar: I did think he was a man with male organs Archangel Michael Angelo: Why are you so obsessed with finding out what's in my pants?

tag yourself I'm Lucifer /j

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#obeymelucifer #obeymesimeon #obeymemichael #obeymelevi #obeymeocs

Lucifer's Jackie: I get an oil change like mY huSbANd sAyS and something goes wrong. Lucifer's Jackie: hate men Archangel Michael Angelo: same girl Lucifer's Jackie: I shudder to think about whatever Simeon did to illicit that* response but YEAH. FUCK MEN.

Semyaza Tempo: Today I learned that Michael hates men. what a girl's girl. Archangel Michael Angelo: Ah, I hate women, too. Lucifer's Jackie: ..do you hate nonbinary people Archangel Michael Angelo: I am a nonbinary people. Archangel Michael Angelo: but to answer your question, yes. Semyaza Tempo: LMAOOOO

Michael doesn't discriminate fr
oh and Michael gender reveal LMAO

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Simeon: Don't know why people have issues getting their kids to eat vegetables, I have no issues with Michael - Lucifer S. Morningstar: uh Simeon.. Simeon: FUCK WRONG ACCOUNT

Lucifer's Jackie: I don't hate anyone enough to microwave a boiled egg. - Raug: I do. give me the egg.

harry's satan: I have to kms I stepped on Mr. Midnight's tail

Archangel Michael Angelo: I got called a slur in the pastry shop today. - Semyaza Tempo: oh my god Michael.. Archangel Michael Angelo: I know right? It was 7 am, surely they have better things to worry about than* criticizing my physique. Semyaza Tempo: dude that's not.. Feyril: Shh.. don't try and explain these things to him. Archangel Michael Angelo: I mean, it takes one to know one right? He's the one that had to check me out, then say that.. so.. levi: I strive to have this level of confidence Lucifer S. Morningstar: you misspelled delusion

Uhh mentions of someone being homophobic to Michael but bro is totally unbothered tbh so idk if it counts?
I. THINK I'm allowed to post the Michael comm I got but I'm. Not sure.

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#obeymeocs #obeymesimeon #obeymelucifer #obeymesatan #obeymelevi #obeymemichael #angelordevilraug #angelordevilfeyril

Resharing from blue bird

#Obeyme headcanon #obeymemichael #obeymelucifer

Michael and Lucifer use code names when referring to one another.. in letters, regular conversation, what have you.

Michael’s full of regret, so he says “dearly beloved”

Lucifer’s full of spite, so he says “dearly detested”

Raug: don't know why the demon king always has to hand [me] the letters from my wife like they're diseased. she's just asking for chicken nuggets. - Lucifer's Jackie: the joke I was going to make was deemed inappropriate by Lucifer.. Raug: "what? you think he's jealous bc his wife's dead?" Feyril: I TRIED TO STOP REINER

Simeon: "Do you think Michael would be okay with this?" -Lucifer, after committing a felony. again. - Lucifer's Jackie: when I said I wanted a bad boy, I didn't mean convict. - Archangel Michael Angelo: But was it funny? Lucifer S. Morningstar: Hilarious.

Sometimes I remember Lucifer started a war and then look at his limp wrists and go "huh."

#angelordevilraug #angelordevilfeyril #obeymeoc #obeymemichael #obeymesimeon #obeymelucifer

Feyril: I stretched, my back popped, and now I'm dead. - Raphael: real - Simeon: honestly yeah - Archangel Michael Angelo: It gets worse as you get older. Feyril: Why do I HAVE to get older when this already sucks???

Simeon: Sometimes I wish I could not give a shit, just like Michael. Sitting on the couch, eating a big ass bowl of very cheesy mac and cheese, drunk as fuck. Watching DevilTube. On a work night. In my hoodie. - Lucifer S. Morningstar: this is such a hilarious image Lucifer's Jackie: bro's living good, it sounds like Lucifer S. Morningstar: You're lactose intolerant, I'm not giving you cheese. Simeon: So's Michael. Lucifer's Jackie: Living dangerously I like it

Manifesting Michael but physically I'm Feyril 🫩

Also note the threads are 5 hours apart

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#obeymeraphael #obeymesimeon #obeymelucifer #obeymemichael #obeymeoc #angelordevilfeyril

Lucifer S. Morningstar: asking for a friend what is the CORRECT way to tell someone something they're eating is expired.. - Raug: are you the friend? Lucifer S. Morningstar: perchance. - Simeon: what did you do to Michael. Raug: ohhhh Lucifer S. Morningstar: I DIDN'T DO IT.

Semyaza Tempo: *shares Lucifer's previous post* "girl don't eat that" - Lucifer's Jackie: that would actually make me panic and throw up tannie's harry: I bet if Lucifer asked you what you were eating, you'd eat it faster and run if he chased you. Then, at 3am, you'd throw up and run away when he tries to help you again. Semyaza Tempo: oddly specific and sounds like something a cat would do Lucifer S. Morningstar: I can see Jackie doing it too

Lucifer S. Morningstar: how does one cope with hair that passes the jawline.. - Archangel Michael Angelo: An additional 50 grimm on haircare products a month. Lucifer S. Morningstar: not what I meant, but duly noted. - Raug: you don't have to, everyone thinks you're hotter with long hair and hates you when you cut it. levi: oh wait you used to have long hair - tannie's harry: "Hair that passes the jawline" lol Lucifer S. Morningstar: I respect it, but don't understand and ESPECIALLY not you.

tannie's harry: A random stranger told me that I was going to Hell, and instead of being normal, I responded with "oh, I know! I have a condo with Satan :}" - tannie's harry: Fucking idiot ☝🏻

cat-like behavior

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#obeymelucifer #obeymemichael #obeymeoc #obeymesimeon #obeymelevi #angelordevilraug

“you were dancing through the lightning strikes”

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happy early birthday simeon maybe? but also happy valentine’s day!
#romvalentine2026 #happybirthdaysimeon #obeymemichael #obeymesimeon

anyway a wip #nateart #wip #obeymemichael #obeymesimeon

Semyaza Tempo: what do cat owners do when their cats are cats - Semyaza's Mammon: babe what is this Semyaza Tempo: hang on - Raug: take pictures - harry's satan: hide the evidence of despair to prevent a crash out from harmonica - Lucifer S. Morningstar: what the fuck am I going to do? HE'S A 40LB CAT. Feyril: That's a big kitty. Lucifer S. Morningstar: don't fat shame Harvey, it offends Jackie. Lucifer's Jackie: he is a beeg kitty - Archangel Michael Angelo: Get another, obviously they need a friend. Simeon: this mentality scares me Semyaza's Mammon: is this how y'all end up with 3946384774 cats

Lucifer's Jackie: omg guys Semyaza's verified!! - Semyaza Tempo: I didn't ask for this Raug: how long have you been famous that you're only NOW getting verified?? Semyaza Tempo: did right?? now I HAVE to make a private acc!! levi: rip Semyaza, he can't horny post on main anymore Semyaza's Mammon: bonk bonk boys

Lucifer S. Morningstar: Harvey has determined the empty dresser drawer is his new bed, and who am I to deny him? - Lucifer S. Morningstar: what the fuck I'm verified? Semyaza Tempo: gang 🫳🏻 Lucifer S. Morningstar: gang ? 🫴🏻 Semyaza's Mammon: holy fuck he got it - Lucifer's Jackie: I literally watched you grab his head as he screamed and gently scoop him out so he wouldn't get stuck behind the drawer.. Lucifer S. Morningstar: he would've gotten stuck..

levi: do you guys think the blue bird app is sick of all these famous people being horny on main so they're verifying them so they have to do it in private - Semyaza Tempo: I am literally always horny publicly, I'm an incubus. Simeon: we always appreciate your canter semyaza Lucifer S. Morningstar: they got Simeon. harry's satan: why is semyaza gold?? Semyaza's Mammon: why WOULDN'T he be

verified cats?

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Semyaza's Mammon: Simeon's bday is comin up what are we doin Lucifer's Jackie: hey fucker we HAVE a group chat Semyaza Tempo: no no we don't have the OTHER angels in it - Raphael: Usually, Gabriel kidnaps Michael and we wrap him in ribbons and then a cake custom made for Simeon. Lucifer S. Morningstar: I didn't realize Simeon was that much of a freak. tannie's harry: have you seen how he dresses? Simeon: Hold it, you're not tying up Michael this year. We have plans. Archangel Michael Angelo: We have plans EVERY year. - Feyril: I'm getting him a practical gift that he'll like and use then coming up with a reason to not go to his party, in the event Michael is held against his will again. levi: you're so painfully normal Raug: probably why he still works for Michael levi: HELLO YOU'RE ALIVE?

Lucifer's Jackie: I love when I have 1. and mean ONE strand of hair that doesn't want to go into my hair clip. Semyaza Tempo: woah is Jack about to cut their hair Lucifer S. Morningstar: no - levi: how do you not notice tho tannie's harry: it was probably fine when they clipped their hair, it was a matter of they did something and one strand got free levi: okay harmonica not everyone has 50 lbs of hair

sorry one of those is really long
There're more needing posted, but I'm trying to not dump all at once when I'm not consistently posting other things?

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#obeymemammon #obeymeoc #obeymelucifer #obeymesimeon #obeymemichael #angelordevilfeyril #angelordevilraug #obeymeraphael I think that's all..?

i call them team michaelmas because it sounds funny
#obeyme #obm #obeymefanart #obeymeraphael #obeymemichael

Feyril: Quickly, someone tell me how to tell my boss I forgot to clock in this morning when he's already having a bad day. Raug: @AngelMichael Feyril: NO. I HAD YOU BLOCKED. Archangel Michael Angelo: What a development. Feyril: It's. Not what it looks like. Simeon: oh summer child..

I miss my aod boys so they've been added to the om fray
Also based on a true story pls tell my manager I'm sorry that I'm so clueless

#obeymemichael #obeymesimeon #angelordevilfeyril #angelordevilraug

Archangel Michael Angelo: My back hurts. Simeon: it's from carrying the weight of the Celestial Realm take a nap Archangel Michael Angelo: It's from Raphael accidentally, though, "accidentally" is up for debate, pushing me down the stairs. Lucifer S. Morningstar: is. is Raphael alive? Archangel Michael Angelo: For some reason, yes.

for some reason, yes.

Michael probably deserved it let's be real here
#obeymemichael #obeymesimeon #obeymelucifer

celestial realm's happiest worker!
#obeyme #obm #obeymefanart #obeymemichael

Simeon: this is my apology to Michael, my love, and very gorgeous husband, for not buying apple juice like he requested and saddening him this cold evening when he discovered there was none for him to have with his snack. Lucifer S. Morningstar: if I didn't know any better, I'd think he was your child. Lucifer's Jackie: haven't you even been married to a man?? it's completely like a parent-child relationship Lucifer's Jackie: OH HAHA I DIDN'T REALIZE I WAS REPLYING TO YOU Lucifer S. Morningstar: I was wondering if that was intentional. Archangel Michael Angelo: Apologizing does not give me apple juice. Simeon: babe..

He needs apple juice with his late night snack.. :{

Also jucie being silly
#obeymesimeon #obeymelucifer #obeymeoc #obeymemichael

tannie's harry: "Maybe I like ripping off my skin" was not what I expected Jackie to say to Lucifer, and certainly not on my 2026 Bingo Card Lucifer's Jackie: happy to never disappoint Archangel Michael Angelo: At least you know you're as impressively creative as we think you are. Lucifer's Jackie: is this an insult or a compliment

He's hard to read kinda

#obeymeocs #obeymemichael

Semyaza Tempo: Michael said smth about taxes and Satan asked him if he was qualified to give that kinda advice.. to which Michael said "I was complaining, actually" Lucifer S. Morningstar: "☝🏻🤓 aCHoouhlEE" Semyaza Tempo's I don't like how that is accurate Simeon: neither do I Archangel Michael Angelo: You're all grown men. Lucifer's Jackie: not me! Semyaza's Mammon: #michaelisoverparty

☝🏻🤓 aCHoouhlEE Lucifer also has a spot on impersonation of Michael

#obeymeocs #obeymelucifer #obeymesimeon #obeymemichael #obeymemammon

levi: lucifer was giving attitude 💅🏻 to the Demon King's brother then froze and went "are you eating granola straight out of the fucking BAG?" Semyaza's Mammon: ain't nothin straight bout either of em Semyaza Tempo: you tell em Archangel Michael Angelo: Isn't the Demon King's brother the General of Hell's Royal Guard? levi: LMAO YES tannie's harry: don't tell lucifer, but I do the same thing. Lucifer S. Morningstar: FREAK. 🫵🏻 tannie's harry: I DON'T HAVE PUSSY BABY TEETH UNLIKE YOU. levi: I take back everything I've ever said about gods. harmonica is a good egg. tannie's harry: thank you, leviathan. I think.

might be introducing more characters soon.. still need to put in all the om characters tbh HAHA

#obeymelevi #obeymemammon #obeymelucifer #obeymeocs #obeymemichael

Lucifer's Jackie: friendship with michael is officially over Lucifer S. Morningstar: you guys were friends? Semyaza Tempo: if he called you short, please remind him that he ain't even average human man height, and especially not average angel man height.

Semyaza Tempo: @DDSimeon can you tell your husband to unblock me and that I will NOT be taking back the fact I called him short but also he shouldn't have taken it so hard WE'RE THE SAME FUCKING HEIGHT Simeon: he said no Lucifer S. Morningstar: let's all tag him and say he's petty Lucifer S. Morningstar: I'M BLOCKED TOO???

hc that Lucifer is essentially Michael's annoying little brother.. and that their relationship is complicated are they friends or nah fr

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#obeymelucifer #obeymeocs #obeymesimeon #obeymemichael (just coz they're talking about him)

Archangel Michael Angelo: My day has been ruined and I bet it's Lucifer's fault. Lucifer S. Morningstar: What did I do?? Simeon: his nugget fell apart in his sauce when he dipped it Lucifer S. Morningstar: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ME???? Lucifer's Jackie: Michael, probably: (meme image of a group around a picture of an angry bust shot of Lucifer) levi: WHY does the #1 lucifucker have a lucihater meme on their phone Lucifer's Jackie: because I'm a fucker.

Based on a true story.. 😔

#obeymelucifer #obeymemichael #obeymesimeon #obeymeoc #obeymelevi

Lucifer S. Morningstar: shoutout to michael for literally never paying child support Semyaza's Mammon: CRAZY that you're just fuckin postin this for everyone to see Archangel Michael Angelo: Literally what child support? Lucifer S. Morningstar: Satan. Archangel Michael Angelo: Are you telling people that I got you pregnant. Semyaza Tempo: can't believe I'm witnessing lucifer admitting he got impregnated by a twink publicly.. Lucifer S. Morningstar: semyaza delete this Archangel Michael Angelo: Semyaza always was my favorite.

tannie's harry: I'm sorry, WHAT did I miss? Semyaza Tempo: Lucifer publicly confessed a twink impregnated him tannie's harry: he what Semyaza Tempo: obviously Michael didn't get him pregnant, bro has standards Lucifer S. Morningstar: I CAN SEE YOUR POSTS. Levi: we've been rage baiting Michael and it has not worked a single fucking time Lucifer's Jackie: Michael told me I should divorce Lucifer Semyaza's Mammon: girl I don't got context Lucifer's Jackie: Lucifer told me to get an oil change

Lucifer starting shit and Michael (actually Semyaza) clocking him

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Simeon: There you are! I was wondering where you ran off to. Michael: Oh, can’t you wait? Simeon: Nope. Michael: Someone could see.. Feyril: … Feyril: Anyway, let me know whenever you’re available, Michael! Michael: Feyril, wait!! Simeon: Let him go.

Simeon had a different kind of New Year’s kiss in mind..

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This is technically ☝🏼🤓 my first drawing of 2026..
Feyril is from SWD? Angel of Devil which is a deleted Solmare game.. bgs from obey me
#obeymesimeon #obeymemichael #angelordevilfeyril #nateart

the original joke I came up with happened at like 3am but I don't remember what it was so here's the watered down infinitely less funny version

#obeymelevi #obeymemichael

guess who got his annual design update~

Michael mostly had his anatomy adjusted (corrected, his ass and thighs still thwart me)

#obeymemichael #nateart #obeyme

Lucifer's Jackie: I need to put oil in my car.. Lucifer S. Morningstar: you need to schedule an oil change Lucifer's Jackie: @AngelMichael is this grounds for divorce Archangel Michael Angelo: I'd say. Lucifer's Jackie: @Lucifer you heard the man. Lucifer S. Morningstar: you can't afford to divorce me, who'd buy you things? Semyaza Tempo: No one else had the delight of hearing that gasp Jack just let out Lucifer: S. Morningstar: I was right.

I can't think of anything funny but Jackie's just like me fr

#obeymemichael #obeymelucifer #obeymeoc

Lucifer's Jackie: Lucifer changed his icon and he's STILL handsome!! Archangel Michael Angelo: Who are you trying to convince? Lucifer's Jackie: I like you better when you're not online. Lucifer S. Morningstar: thanks babe

Jackie brings Lucifer up for Michael to tear him down (and apart tbh)

also Michael's ass wouldn't have ever come online if they didn't start talking about him smh

#obeymelucifer #obeymeoc #obeymemichael

Archangel Michael Angelo: I apologize for the things that I say during the holiday season. Lucifer S. Morningstar: You said you hated my guts and wanted me dead. Archangel Michael Angelo: Oh, I meant that. Simeon: I'm going to advise against drinking his coffee in the future! Lucifer S. Morningstar: It was good.

Lucifer likes picking fights with Michael, especially when he can't win them

#obeymelucifer #obeymemichael #obeymesimeon

Jackie: “Remember: You need to be on your best behavior today.” Lucifer: “I know, I know.. I’ll be good.” Simeon: “Hey! Glad you could make it! Merry Christmas, guys!” Archangel Michael (Jackie’s not met this dude yet) Jackie: “You.. didn’t think to mention that Michael was so.. c*nty?”

Beef Comic Sequel (bgs from obey me lol)

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It’s not as funny.. and the type of beef Lucifer was potentially bringing is NOT the meat Jackie was expecting.. or something. Michael is thicc that’s the joke thank you merry christmas
#nateart #obeymelucifer #obeymeoc #obeymemichael #obeymesimeon