Lucifer S. Morningstar: asking for a friend what is the CORRECT way to tell someone something they're eating is expired..
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Raug: are you the friend?
Lucifer S. Morningstar: perchance.
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Simeon: what did you do to Michael.
Raug: ohhhh
Lucifer S. Morningstar: I DIDN'T DO IT.
Semyaza Tempo: *shares Lucifer's previous post* "girl don't eat that"
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Lucifer's Jackie: that would actually make me panic and throw up
tannie's harry: I bet if Lucifer asked you what you were eating, you'd eat it faster and run if he chased you. Then, at 3am, you'd throw up and run away when he tries to help you again.
Semyaza Tempo: oddly specific and sounds like something a cat would do
Lucifer S. Morningstar: I can see Jackie doing it too
Lucifer S. Morningstar: how does one cope with hair that passes the jawline..
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Archangel Michael Angelo: An additional 50 grimm on haircare products a month.
Lucifer S. Morningstar: not what I meant, but duly noted.
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Raug: you don't have to, everyone thinks you're hotter with long hair and hates you when you cut it.
levi: oh wait you used to have long hair
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tannie's harry: "Hair that passes the jawline" lol
Lucifer S. Morningstar: I respect it, but don't understand and ESPECIALLY not you.
tannie's harry: A random stranger told me that I was going to Hell, and instead of being normal, I responded with "oh, I know! I have a condo with Satan :}"
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tannie's harry: Fucking idiot ☝🏻
cat-like behavior
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