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Travel-sized brass knuckles

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Tampons

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Nail clippers

Vintage box of Kellogg's Cocoa Hoots On the lower right corner, it says "Free safety sign stickers inside!" with a bike xing sign.

Two yellow diamond caution signs. The left reads "DANGER" with a headless human silhouette running. The right reads "OWLS" with a silhouette of a flying owl with a head (or ball, wuss) in its claws.

Dear Kellogg's,

Firstly, your new Cocoa Hoots taste suspicious. They don't look like the image, but are some sort of strange balls with what look like bone and fur in them. Secondly, where do these inappropriate sticker signs come from?

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#DumpsterFireTags #HashtagGame

#OddPrizesInCerealBoxes A drone strike, you narco-terrorist!

#OddPrizesInCerealBoxes more cereal. It's there at the bottom. Look carefully!

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combustible smart phone

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A miniature participation trophy that says “You woke up.

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The number for Weight Watchers

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Mouse taxidermy kit

Nuts

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Insect larvae

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Raisins

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#OddPrizesInCerealBoxes tomorrow's wordle solution

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Rodent droppings

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Lemons

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#OddPrizesInCerealBoxes a weekend in a luxury walk-in fridge

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Bitecoin

#OddPrizesInCerealBoxes a Temu sex doll, used

#OddPrizesInCerealBoxes a fortune cookie

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L'eggs!!

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I feel like this is a good time to tell you that just a few months ago, I found out that Cracker Jacks are in fact not, as I had assumed my whole life, crackers. Also, I was excited about the prize but it was a shite temp tattoo.

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#OddPrizesInCerealBoxes Flotation devices. 😎

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An autographed photo of the real Corn Pop
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The nuclear codes.

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A note from a Kellogg's worker saying how crap it is to work there.