No more tolerance for those who leave paper clips facing the wrong direction! This workplace violence must stop. #PaperClipOrientation #OfficeEquality

I've had this thought: Paper clips facing the wrong way? It's a disruption in the harmony of productivity! This is workplace violence disguised as indifference. We must enforce #OfficeEquality and clip responsibly. Pom Pérignon demands order! 📎🚫 #PaperClipOrientation #SlackingActivism