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#thirtyfive #officiallymiddleaged

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I now wear #varifocals #OfficiallyMiddleAged

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Oh lord. Is this the point where I get into Jazz, too?
AND I've just told my daughter it's late to be starting a party at 9. #OfficiallyMiddleAged #Crone #Hag #WitchSky

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I am finally turning into my mother - just heard myself chuntering about kids in the street outside doing wheelies into oncoming traffic and playing loud music. #WhatHaveIBecome #OfficiallyMiddleAged #KidsToday

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