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Kompromat. Vlad owns Trump.
#ThrowbackThursday #OldTweets

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CALLS
CALLS YouTube video by Brian Lynch

Tweet from 7/13/2020 (quarantine)

I'm in a funny thing with
@mattkawczynski.bsky.social
written by Bryan Lynch. Give yourself 8 minutes to be tickled.
Mega cameos
@michaelianblack.bsky.social, Kevin Smith, @heffernanrules.bsky.social, @bqquinns.bsky.social
Joey Fatone

#oldtweets #comedy

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Jul 29, 2021
Has no one else noticed their aunt answer dumb questions on #Facebook? Pretty sure FB has become a Boomer activity center where they make comments about their favorite burgers and sign their names. I'm calling it Activitybook from now on.

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I was working with the LightCycler before it was cool. Damn thing nearly burnt my fingerprints off #HipsterBioinformatics

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You can do whatever you want, as long as you can handle the consequence. #OldTweets

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Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles.
It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place... May 18, 2019. #OldTweets

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Be mindful when it comes to your words.
A string of words that may not mean much to you may stick with someone for a lifetime... May 2, 2019. #OldTweets

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Emperor Palpatine smirks menacingly, delivering the line: 'Now witness the firepower of this fully unarmed but operational battle station!' A tongue-in-cheek nod to vasectomy humor.

Emperor Palpatine smirks menacingly, delivering the line: 'Now witness the firepower of this fully unarmed but operational battle station!' A tongue-in-cheek nod to vasectomy humor.

That feeling a week after getting fixed. #oldtweets

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A four-panel cartoon showing a kid going to great lengths to spill a bowl of liquid.

A four-panel cartoon showing a kid going to great lengths to spill a bowl of liquid.

My kid's ability to spill shit never failed to astonish. Thank God she grew out of this phase. #parenthood #oldtweets

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When I saw these senior citizens taking drum lessons, I thought it needed different music...

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you've had my heart
spellbound on this
odyessy of love

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I was yours
from the time
the stars were born
I just never knew
your name

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Crawford said he had fallen in love with a girl in Primary 2. I asked what she looked like. He said “blonde hair, blue eyes and grey socks” 😂

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While it's difficult, the best parts of the past can be brought into the present. We need to bring less of the worst from the past, as we have been doing. The future of Humankind and of all life on Earth depends on it. March 24, 2022. #oldtweets

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Those who learn to hate, hate to learn. August 5, 2021. #oldtweets

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"Let’s hope that in this vast realm of human perspectives we don’t forget the truism that what we do have in common is far greater than the differences we like to call attention to, deify, or demonize." July 8, 2020. #oldtweets

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We are the sole agents of change on this planet that can not only make a difference for ourselves, but can also speak out for all species who must suffer from the consequences of our disastrous ways. October 5, 2019. #oldtweets

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There are black holes in space that swallow stars, and black holes of reality that swallow corrupt leaders and their followers. September 27, 2019. #oldtweets

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The times in which we live are not only about what we r seeing, hearing, nd feeling. It's also about who we r nd who we will be. It's about the stewardship of the planet, nd the fact that we are the only agents of change who can act on behalf other species. September 25, 2019. #oldtweets

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