Today’s Papers #160: Love, Lies, and Loyalty Schemes Valentine’s Britain, where democracy gets rescheduled, scandals get gift-wrapped, and your emotional support arrives as a voucher.

Good afternoon lovely people of Britain & hello to everyone abroad watching us like a malfunctioning self-checkout.

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