Thought this was as good a time as any to leave this Election information here… we can’t ditch these pricks if we don’t enrol & vote them out on time! 🗳️⬇️ #nzpol #EnrolToVoteNZ #Aotearoa #NZ #OneTermGovernment #Election2026
This graph, from Paul the other one, is pretty grim. In fact it’s generally pretty fucking cruel at this point. #nzpol #OneTermGovernment
“…more than half the additional capacity that would have been enabled under the new plan may now be cut.”
VOTE THEM OUT NZ #nzpol #OneTermGovernment
Simeon of the Obnoxious Order of the Shiny Shovel is still chipping away at the tunnel though...no light at the end yet, just a candle...
#OneTermGovernment #NationalNotFitToGovern #Election26
Rewatched the sublime Hot Fuzz. Can't help feeling the fence-jumping scene is oddly comparable to the 2020 Covid-19 response vs the 2026 fuel crisis - what crisis? - response (with all due respect to lovely Simon and Nick, obvs) #nzpol #onetermgovernment #noplan
youtu.be/rAWD6Jxbz3w?...
If only they hadn’t had their pay equity claims stolen from underneath them at the last second by this government too… 🤷♀️🤨
#nzpol #OneTermGovernment #PayEquity
Economic cookers. 🤪 #nzpol #OneTermGovernment
Legit cry laughing. 🤣 #nzpol #CEO #OneTermGovernment
NZTPU will be crying into their caviar over this news. I hope they don’t choke on the bubbles in their Bollinger, poor darlings. #nzpol #OneTermGovernment
Well, fancy that... Looks like there are two hopes of Aotearoa following suit: Bob and no 🙄 #nzpol #onetermgovernment
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You know who actually was working 20 hours a day, and the remaining 4 hours were spent worrying constantly about the wellbeing of the people she was called to lead? Dame Jacinda Ardern, during Covid. This CEO shit is farcical by comparison. 🙄 #nzpol #OneTermGovernment
“But all my donors are inside the box”🙄 #nzpol #OneTermGovernment
TOVA: “Is Nicola leading the response on this fuel crisis because she’s a better communicator?”
Luxon: “No. I’m the CEO, so my job is to…” (interrupted)
Tova: “No, You’re the PRIME MINISTER.” 🔥
#nzpol #OneTermGovernment
Brian Eno.
Music legend.
Still more sane than ANY of our "leaders".
#TaxWorkLessTaxWealthMore
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
Maybe the korrupt kosplay klowns' next dress up event should be in orange jump suits to prepare for their post-govt futures...?
#nzpol #OneTermGovernment #Election26
What values matter to you? (If you died tomorrow)
Is kindness, empathy, compassion, community, solidarity, unity, ethics, integrity & collective action to ease our suffering really that bad?
Or is ME FIRST & fuck the rest, really what we are willing to accept? #nzpol #OneTermGovernment
The “fool crisis” is worse than you think. #nzpol #OneTermGovernment
If Winston Peters dies before the elections, NZ First won't be in the next Parliament, or any Parliament after that one.
All that will remain of NZ First post-Winston will be a urine stained gravestone and a massive bill for all their fuckery.
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
People struggling at the lower end of the economy who received absolutely nothing from the coalition's tax cuts is now going to receive absolutely nothing from the coalition's fuel crisis assistance plan.
....and some poor people still vote for them.
WTF???
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
To sum up the weeks events:
Whenever Chris Bishop goes ‘personal media blackout for a week’, the more essence of life & humanity
is dragged from my soul. #nzpol #OneTermGovernment #AtlasNetwork
From Mad Max 3: Aunty Entity and one of her guards (a rotund, bald man) watching a contest in Thunderdome. They look a bit bothered.
Coming soon… Photo of a Fuel Plan Phase 4 press briefing. #nzpol #fuelcrisis #onetermgovernment
ZP screenshot: Cannabis possession charges surge 50% in two years, hitting 8‑year high News|National Author Ethan Griffiths, Publish Date Tue, 24 Mar 2026, 5:00am Charges for cannabis possession are on the rise – increasing by 50% in two years. It’s led to criticism from Greens co-leader Chloe Swarbrick – who said there’s a link between the Government’s tough-on-crime rhetoric and a rise in charges. But police said the rise is roughly in line with increasing use.
ZB Screenshot (not sharing a link)
If you've ever heard the extreme reefer madness nonsense that Simeon Brown has vomited on many occasions, none of this will be a surprise.💩😒
#OneTermGovernment
#EndProhibition
#nzpol
Believable. Waka Kotahi aren’t as intellectually limited or as ignorant as the current coalition government. That level of stupidity is reserved only for the wealthy & sorted with a penchant for bigotry, racism & and an unhealthy dose of recklessness. #nzpol #OneTermGovernment
I’m sorry, WTAF now?!!! 🤯🤬
#nzpol #OneTermGovernment #Aotearoa #NZ
Yet another example of profound incompetence on display by the NZ National Party. 🙄 #nzpol #OneTermGovernment #AreYouBetterOff #NZ #Election2026
This is on Mark Mitchell. Why he allowed this to happen is unbelievable.
#OneTermGovernment
#NationalNotFitToGovern
Well somebody is getting rich out this, and it sure as hell won’t be the masses. Never waste a good crisis! 💰🤑💰🤑💰💸💸💸💸💸 #nzpol #OneTermGovernment
Today is Thursday.
That means an ACT MP will be asking the PM a patsy question so that Seymour can pretend to be the PM and deliver a series of bullshit mini-speeches.
Question 10.🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮💩
I will have to pace the corridor to avoid it.
#OneTermGovernment
#nzpol
