When you nearly kill yourself in an accident while driving drunk, but you still insist on driving drunk…you’re an alcoholic.

When you’re rich as hell but refuse to hire a driver to take you out drinking…you’re an idiot!
#OnlyInAmerica

Wow, #OnlyInAmerica: you come to the hospital in an #ambulance (I’m ok) and they don’t have a way to get you home. Guess if I get #stabbed walking home the ambulance will come back? 🤷🏽‍♀️ maybe next time I think I have a medical emergency I’ll just stay home!

#Medicare4All #RidesHome4All

It's disturbing to live in a country where having adequate healthcare, a roof over your head and the ability to fill up your own gas tank are considered luxury items.
#onlyinamerica

😂 WEIRD U.S. LAW —

Alabama: It is illegal to carry an ice cream sandwich in your back pocket.

Why?

Common theft strategy was luring a horse away by having an ice cream sandwich in your back pocket.
🐴🍦

#WeirdLaws #Alabama #OnlyInAmerica

Meanwhile in RWNJ World 👇👇

"...two men who refused to give their names but were handing out 2,300 gun magazines that hold 30 bullets"

#FreedomIsNotNeedingAGun
#OnlyInAmerica

Virginia gun activists acknowledge reduced support | WVTF share.google/J0K8EZpOU67c...

Zullen wel de 'mofo gesued' zijn... #onlyinamerica

Peter Hegseth, former Major in the Army National Guard, former co-host of 'Fox and Friends', presently, Secretary of War. #OnlyinAmerica.

Long-delayed Jan. 6 plaque honoring police installed in Capitol at 4 a.m. The memorial honoring officers who defended the Capitol was required by law to be installed by March 2023.

Kauan viivästynyt poliisin muistolaatta asennettiin Capitoliin 6. tammikuuta kello 4 aamulla.

”Lain mukaan muistolaatta piti asentaa maaliskuuhun 2023 mennessä. Se ilmestyi tänä aamuna, kun suurin osa Washingtonista nukkui”

#OnlyInAmerica? #Sivistysvaltio www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

When common sense sounds profound....
#onlyinamerica

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#OnlyInAmerica On this #SundayMorning, there are more people working getting ready to serve breakfast in 1000's of restaurants than there are members of Congress working to remove Trump from office. #OperationEpsteinDistraction

And the American people elected him president.

#OnlyinAmerica

New legislation in House would ban taxpayer money from going to Jan. 6 rioters The bill would ban distribution of taxpayer money for any "January 6th compensation fund" and any further refund of damage payments made by convicted Capitol rioters.

What in the holy hell is going on in DC? They are giving millions to these mouth foaming assholes. Specifically the family of the girl that rushed the inner doors. #GTFOH #J6 #ONLYINAMERICA

New legislation in House would ban taxpayer money from going to J6 rioters share.google/6uMe6wPxFolK...

Happy birthday Larry The Cable Guy, born February 17, 1963.

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#TodayInNerdHistory #February17 #LarryTheCableGuy #BlueCollarComedyTour #BlueCollarTV #LarryTheCableGuyHealthInspector #DeltaFarce #WitlessProtection #Cars #GitRDone #OnlyInAmerica #Birthday

It's a damn shame that people have to beg for donations in order to receive healthcare. #OnlyInAmerica.

For-profit healthcare is extortion 😠

Indeed🧐
#onlyinAmerica

#OnlyInAmerica

Everyone outside the USA 🇺🇸 is facing actual consequences for associations with Epstein, while a "Florida Felon" is mentioned OVER 38000 times and has faced NONE.

#OnlyInAmerica

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DICKtator Trump
#OnlyInAmerica

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"‘LOOK AT THESE THUGS’: Joe slams ‘paramilitary’ ICE for drawing guns on #Minnesota woman" #OnlyinAmerica
@ms.now
on YouTube
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youtube.com/watch?v=OguN... #OnlyinAmerica

You can’t make this up. A man was arrested again after allegedly pretending to be disabled to trick caregivers into changing his diaper. Authorities say it’s a repeated pattern going back years. Stay alert online.

#YouCantMakeThisUp #OnlyInAmerica #TrueCrime #BreakingNews #TVOTT

Today’s America mid-scroll.
#America2026 #ICEraids #MinneapolisProtest #OnlyInAmerica #AbsurdReality #YouCantMakeThisUp #NotTheEpsteinFiles

That’s the how-manyeth time?

#OnlyInAmerica

Any other country would have removed a mentally unstable leader by now. The US Congress bears a lot of the blame for allow him to act this way.

They should have impeached him when he started threatening to annex NATO allies in early 2025.

The #25A is available too !

#OnlyInAmerica

Kyle Reese arrives in the past. His body is in agony, tortured by a time traveling method not designed for humans. 5min later he has some beggar’s pants (probably pissed), 10min later he has a revolver, 20min later he has a trenchcoat and a pair of nike. 23 min later he has a shotgun. #onlyinamerica

I need to quit doom scrolling. I have a book to write.
I tell myself.
As I continue to doom scroll.
#amwriting #onlyinAmerica

"Criminal Protection Program" from the people that are credited with supporting the "Pedophile Protection Program"

#OnlyInAmerica
#SpeakUpNow

#OnlyInAmerica that CBS is so COTDAMN cooked

No money for the POOR but there is money for WAR?? #makeitmakesense #onlyinamerica

Why do we have a system that allows a president, who we can prove cheated to become president, who has done NOTHING legally since he's been in office, to keep his position in power? #onlyinamerica #fuckthisadministration #fucktrump #fuckwhitesupremacy #impeachandremove