View onto a platform out of the window of a train. A passenger on the platform is carrying a very large champagne bottle. A sign reads the station name "koelnmesse" and "Willkommen / welcome".

Average German railway passenger on an average Saturday

#DeutscheBahn #Deutschland #Germany #OnlyInGermany #GiantBottle #WarumNicht #WhyNot #StayHydrated #Saturday #RailTravel

4 handforged screws

Two models of a round and buttress thread

Tools used for the making of screws as well as those constructed with them

Various types of screws on display

I just visited a museum *entirely* devoted to screws 🔩🏛️🗃️ #OnlyInGermany

In Germany, breaking out of prison itself isn’t a crime!

It’s just human nature chasing freedom. But smash a window or bend a fence while you escape, and you’ll pay for the repairs.

Priorities, folks. #OnlyInGermany

Germans are the most disgraceful and disgusting human beings… same kind as elon and donnie dollhands…. I am wondering if donnie and elon leave the restroom like germans… #germansavages #onlyingermany #fuckgermany #fuckNazis #fuckemall

Post-habil-Stipendium!!!! Weil man auch mit 50 noch immer null Aussicht auf einen festen Job in German Academia hat. Aber vorher muss man als immer noch Nachwuchs natürlich nochmal beweisen, wie „exzellent“ man ist und das natürlich schon seit Tag 1 der Promotion! 🤡 Ich hau mich weg! #onlyinGermany

Narrow escape for man who clung to German high-speed train for 20 miles Man jumped on to bracket between carriages after doors closed and hung on as train sped along at 170mph

Le mec parcourt 30 bornes à 280 km/h coincé entre 2 wagons (ça doit décoiffer un peu) et prend une amende parce que...il n'a pas le bon billet.
#onlyinGermany
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When Germans decide to abort after week 40 of pregnancy #fuckthisshithole #onlyingermany #dickheads

The way Germans tell their kids it was too late for an abortion #NoNazis #onlyinGermany #proChoice #cancel§218 #legalizeabortion #ShitholeCountry

My wife’s gear in Hamburg public transportation… thanks @spdfraktion.de and @gruene.de for disarming women in public transportation. 🤦‍♂️ you’re stupid dicks. #onlyingermany #vote #idiots #democracy #fuckAfD #fuckGruene #SPD #23.februar

This is how to learn Bavarian dialect. #OnlyInGermany

BMW setzt Fahrzeugexporte nach Russland aus: Graumarktimporte als Herausforderung BMW stoppt Fahrzeugexporte nach Russland aufgrund von Unregelmäßigkeiten. Graumarktimporte stellen eine Herausforderung dar, trotz EU-Embargo.

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#bmw #terrorists1stchoice #germanbigots #hypocrisy #onlyingermany

No comment on that: 🤦‍♂️ #germanidiots #Grueneidoten #fckAfD #fckGrüne #onlyingermany #verbotsparteien #fuckMusk #banX #banTesla

So germany again been attacked by a muslim. 60-80 injured one fatality. 1/3 mile by car through a chrismasmarket…. Still want to vote for Grüne? This is a thread to german democracy…. #magdeburg #saudiarabian #europe #christmastime #onlyingermany #greenidiots

"The breakfast has been deducted due to the federal law for travel costs which doesn’t allow this for external persons" #OnlyInGermany

Wie kann sowas bitte im Interesse der Kinder sein? #OnlyInGermany #TypischDeutsch #Kindertag