Well, this is a new one. Christian fundamentalist vs. Sketchy meth-ish Atheist. This will end well. #onlyonmarta
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Happening now: one dude watching hentai videos on his phone, and my seat neighbor rolling a blunt. Obama's America. #onlyonmarta
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The casus belli: apparently they are arguing on the phone because her boo thinks she's loud and rude in public places. #onlyonmarta
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She's now employing Ross Perot tactics: "can I talk? Can I talk? Mother fucker can I talk?" #onlyonmarta
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Hood rat vs hood gay dood about to fight on the marta. #onlyonmarta
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Late #shoutouts to those two older black gentleman on the marta last night who almost came to blows over bible scripture. #onlyonmarta
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Selling 3 Newports for a dollar on the Marta is the new hotness. #onlyonmarta
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Also, Jesus. He loves Jesus. #onlyonmarta
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He told a woman how much he loves the plus size ladies, followed by licking his chops Tex Avery cartoon wolf style. #onlyonmarta #brokengame
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#shoutouts to the 2 dandy be-jheried gentlemen discussing those wonder years of "lock up." #onlyonmarta
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#shoutouts to ol boy hustling bootleg Pr0n DVDs...with a home printed full color catalog. #makemoney #onlyonmarta
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#shoutouts to the mouse hiding out on the train this morning. Rodents got jobs to get to this morning. #onlyonmarta
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"I'm voting Gingrich, son!" yelled the young black gentleman. Everyone suddenly went silent and looked at him disapprovingly. #onlyonmarta
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I hate this bus. It smells like hemorrhoids wrapped in Bacon. #onlyonmarta
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#shoutouts to dude with dancehall reggae tourettes. Just blurting out random profane lyrics and dub beatboxes. #onlyonmarta
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#shoutouts to the dude playing erratic Stevie Wonder harmonica solos and giving chopped and screwed monologues. #onlyonmarta
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#Shoutouts to old dude rockin' a Eddie Murphy Raw jacket, with logo on the back! #onlyonmarta
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No, really. Held up for 20 minutes because some dude busted his head open on a passenger pole. #onlyonmarta
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Having said that, blasting Michael Jackson - Do you Remember the Time is not a good look when you are trying to look tough. #onlyonmarta
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"I play alot of videogames...will I understand pro tools?" #onlyonmarta
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OG Loc is on the marta again, folks. #onlyonmarta
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#shoutouts to peeps that "...Be up in the studio makin' beats..." OG Loc is in the house! #onlyonmarta
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#shoutouts to ol' boy who just sat in the aforementioned liquid. #onlyonmarta
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#shoutouts to that mysterious slightly yellow/brown tinted transparent liquid chillin' in the seat that I almost sat in. #onlyonmarta
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#shoutouts to whomever is blastin' a Detroit house set on the Marta. Nice way to end my busy day. #onlyonmarta
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"You're from italy? Are you in the mob? We beat your ass in World War II!" #onlyonmarta
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Also: "I saw this movie Hostel..can you really get a woman to torture and kill you for 20000 dollars?" #onlyonmarta
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#shoutouts to Americans who ask Europeans the important cultural questions: "Y'all have the dollar value menu at MACKdonald's?" #onlyonmarta
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#shoutouts to the passenger who brought raw, exposed chicken for everyone! I love when the train smells like a poultry factory. #Onlyonmarta
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