Calling it the "Bezos Skybrator" would have been way funnier. #OpportunityMissed

Should’ve read Ga*tz vs G*atz 🤦

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Ideal opportunity for just one of them to remain and be a 'faithful' surely... #OpportunityMissed

I can say this cos I didn’t do it… but I had a strong urge to captain Semenyo this week #fpl #opportunitymissed

I would have immediately retorted, “How do you know? Have you been tapping my phone?”

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Total Prize Money for WWC25 $13.88M

All the ICC keep doing is making the rich players richer!
This does nothing to develop women's cricket.
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Nobody told me it was #DoughnutVisibilityWeek this week. Thus I haven't been doing my bit.
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I was just thinking, if I weren’t so damn lazy, I would’ve put Trump’s head over Jack’s.

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Zelenskyy would have been forgiven if he had punched that Nazi.

#PunchANazi #NAFO
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If only you had been in Sydney during the handbag house epidemic
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Apart from cricket, one of my other vices is my daily driver, an '07 MX5 2.0 PRHT.

Anyway, in today's news, this milestone was reached. Although in hindsight, I should've done it across both trip meters and got 789.0 for the full set

#MX5 #MX5NC #MX5Mk3 #Milestones #OpportunityMissed

Putin’s visit to Mongolia defies ICC warrant and tests neutral nation’s ‘third neighbor’ diplomacy Mongolia has worked hard to craft friendly relations across the globe. But geography means that Russia and China still retain a strong influence.

Basically, #Putin should have been arrested today:
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theconversation.com/putins-visit...

Email title: Re: How can we have global warming when it's snowing / or / how can we be having an extinction event when squirrels still raid my bird feeder?

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Turns out I was only in the business class lounge at Paddington - guess I'll first class luxury for next time #opportunitymissed