How would work bestie react if I revealed the extensive #OurBricksMeanDeath universe

Happy #TakeTwoTuesday and happy birthday, #OFMD. I’ll never stop believing that we’ll get a third season, even if it means doing it all myself with Lego. #OurBricksMeanDeath #OurFlagMeansDeath

We did a thing!!

Click through to see the *full* #OFMDdisastercule scene @kharas.bsky.social rendered cheekily in LEGO 💖🍑✋️🥵

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#OurBricksMeanDeath

Lego Calico Jack is bent over a barrel receiving a well-deserved punishment from his crewmates, blocky booty on display

An #OFMDdisastercule #WIPWednesday sneak peek for International Lego Day! This is probably not QUITE what the Lego company had in mind for celebrations but I promise everybody's having a great time 🍑

#OurBricksMeanDeath

Lego Ed and Lego Stede standing in a garden in front of a lavender cottage. Stede is dressed for beekeeping and holding a frame from a hive. Ed is in his leathers holding a yellow flower.

When it came time to expand the inn, the boys each had a surprise in mind

Stede painted the new cottage lavender for Ed

Ed finally let Stede get bees

Sadly Stede is allergic to bees 🤦🏼

(I need to re-read Liquid Gold)

#OFMD #OurBricksMeanDeath

Lego Evelyn reclines nude on a chaise in Mary’s paint studio, artfully concealed by her faithful jungle cat Ned

Evelyn reclines nude on a plush rug in Mary’s painting studio, wearing white silk stockings and her eyepatch. Her hair and jungle cat Ned artfully conceal her body

One more #MurderWidows! Lego Evelyn is just built different and Mary loves it ❤️🖤🗡️🎨🐆

Inspired by Lonicera’s gorgeous art from the 2023 Fine Things calendar #OurBricksMeanDeath

Test shoot for a boudoir painting session (model Moonglow Buttons graciously standing in for Evvy, bless him) #WIPWednesday #MurderWidows #OurBricksMeanDeath

Lego Alex Sherman posing with his cutlass in front of a lush jungle backdrop. He's dressed as a British Navy officer and is ready to take on any dastardly pirates that cross his path

Lego Alex Sherman, half-dressed as a British Navy officer, is draped over the stern of a dinghy. He is showing off his blocky Lego butt to a rabid fan base

In honor of Alex Sherman's birthday today, a tribute to the greatest booty jumpscare of all time 🫡🍑

#AssTonight #OurBricksMeanDeath

Lego Jeffrey Fettering is in a stable, reclining on a hay bale, pantsless beneath a horse blanket. In the background Lego Frenchie absconds with Jeffrey's incontinent horse after having shagged Jeffrey senseless. Jeffrey seems pretty okay with it!

Time to celebrate everyone's favorite pirate enthusiast! And Frenchie certainly knows how to do that... even if our dear Jeffrey wakes up without his flatulent steed.

A tribute to the first #JeffreyFettering fic I ever read, Hung Like A by the brilliant @petrichorca.bsky.social

#OurBricksMeanDeath

A black shelf with three shelves covered in Lego sets, including a lighthouse, a ship, an inn, a barn, an island, a garden, and a house

Lego Anne and Lego Mary in front of a burning lighthouse; Lego Ed and Lego Stede in a rowboat; Lego Izzy, Lego Auntie, Lego Pete and Lego Lucius on board the Revenge

Lego Buttons surrounded by farm animals and Karl, Lego Jackie and Lego Swede in front of the inn, Lego Ivan and Lego Fang relaxing on the beach

Lego Oluwande, Lego Jim, Lego Zheng, and Lego Archie hanging out in the garden; Lego Wee John, Lego Frenchie, and Lego Roach in front of the house

It really is the silliest things that make a place feel like home

So happy to have the crew back together

#OFMD #OurBricksMeanDeath

The Lego Revenge in pieces

She’s returned to us… mostly

#OFMD #OurBricksMeanDeath

tfw your childhood crush returns home a dashing gentleman pirate vs tfw your childhood crush gets mauled by a feral jungle cat then flattened by a piano

#WIPWednesday #JeffreyFettering #OurBricksMeanDeath

“Now I know it isn’t the exact fabric of that robe you loved, but I think it definitely has the same vibes…”

“Stede. It’s beautiful.”

“Darling, are you crying?”

“NOOOO”

#OFMD #OurBricksMeanDeath

Lego Zheng Yi Sao reaches for a bottle of massage oil on a shelf at the erotic boutique. She's looking forward to using it with her partners back aboard their ship tonight.

At the erotic brick-tique, Zheng heads to the perfumery to track down a massage oil that comes highly recommended by Spanish Jackie (and the Swede).

I think Zheng, like Ruibo, would appreciate an intoxicating scent. Final entry for #GarlicSoupWeek!

#OurBricksMeanDeath #OFMD

“Do ya think they’ll put the dildo candle in our bathroom?”

“Id! It’s a lighthouse, not a dildo!”

“Babe, c’mon…”

“Ok fine, it looks like a dildo.”

#OFMD #OurBricksMeanDeath

Lego Oluwande looks through a glass case at the desserts on display. He's thinking some very impure thoughts about whipped cream and chocolate sauce and his partners

#GarlicSoupWeek, I wish I could quit you (no I don't pls stay forever)

More fun at the erotic boutique! Olu eyes the bakery case and grins as his mind conjures some alternative uses for the sweets on display. Cake is just the appetizer...

#OurBricksMeanDeath #OFMD

Lego Ed and Lego Stede standing on the edge of a bathroom sink next to a brown glass soap dispenser and a towel with a cream floral detail against gold, turquoise, and coral stripes

“Ed, did you hear? They’re using us as inspiration to decorate this bathroom! They chose this towel because it reminded them of me!”

“Babe, I’m not sure that’s the compliment you think it is…”

#OurBricksMeanDeath #OFMD

Lego Archie in an adult store, holding a red sausage and blue balloon animal made out of inflated condoms

When the polycule visits the Republic of Pirates' most well-equipped erotic boutique, Archie discovers the bowl of free condoms

Late submission for Smut Day - Kink/Sex Toys prompt of #GarlicSoupWeek ! @garlicsoupweek.bsky.social #OurBricksMeanDeath

The Lego Revenge, with a unicorn figure head, a heart on one of the sails, and the crew on board

I really need to pack her up but it breaks my heart a little bit

#OurBricksMeanDeath #OFMD

Ending MerMay with one of my faves 💜 Very pleased to have hit every single one of @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social’s prompts this month!

MerMay Prompts: Body Art, Tail Care, Sparkles

#OurBricksMeanDeath #OFMD #MerMay #OFMDMerMay

"So remember how you wanted to try cooked fish? I took that grate-y thing we found in the wreck and put it over these heat vents and VOILA - cooking!"

"Ed, it's absolutely remarkable!"

"Yeah, I could be a chef."

"I would come to your restaurant..."

#OurBricksMeanDeath #OFMD #MerMay #OFMDMerMay

Something of a sequel to my last post? Ed has left his lighthouse for the beach, where he and Stede can exchange gifts without the risk of cracking up on the rocks

MerMay Prompts: Sea shells, Beach

#OurBricksMeanDeath #OFMD #MerMay #OFMDMerMay

He first approached the lonely lighthouse keeper on a moonlit night after months of observation. He brought a letter detailing the deal he had made with a sea witch and what it would take the break the spell.

MerMay Prompts: Lighthouse, Letter, Night

#OurBricksMeanDeath #OFMD #MerMay #OFMDMerMay

The last thing the Gentleman Explorer expected to stumble upon while mapping caves was this strange creature - half man, half squid, with the biggest eyes he'd ever seen (in a pretty way though, not a scary way)

MerMay Prompts: Cave, Secrets

#OurBricksMeanDeath #OFMD #MerMay #OFMDMerMay

"...and we didn't thank the fairies and now they've stolen my lute as punishment!"

Meanwhile...

"Ed, look what just floated down from the surface! I think it's musical!"

MerMay Prompts: Music

#OurBricksMeanDeath #OFMD #MerMay #OFMDMerMay

MerMay Prompts: Rainbow

#OurBricksMeanDeath #OFMD #MerMay #OFMDMerMay

Lego Ed and Lego Stede standing in front of a display with a pair of powder blue heels and a jeweled butterfly pin

A lighthouse candle that is light, medium, and dark purple

A blue and cream bandana with a guitar at the top and the Dollywood logo

A big day for the #OurBricksMeanDeath boys

When we ended up at the candle shop, they insisted on this immensely phallic lighthouse and said the colors we dipped had to match their outfits

Also the Dollywood bandana felt like the gayest thing possible so we had to have it

I love that this is what pushed me over 500 followers (which is wild???????)

Hi I love you all, the OFMD fandom has given me so many gifts since I stopped lurking, and I’m sorry that more of my posts don’t involve Lego dicks (though if you dig back in #OurBricksMeanDeath you’ll find some dildos)

Lego MerStede laying back in a bath, looking mildly concerned. Lego Ed is leaning on the edge of the tub.

Lego MerStede laying back in a bath, looking more amused with a half smile as swirling purple phallus emerges from his tail

Lego MerStede laying back in a bath with kiss marks all over his face, looking stunned, as Lego Ed, who has heart eyes, leaps into the bath with him. The swirling purple phallus has grown significantly and has a long pink base.

Oh, I don't know, it's really quite large...

Just let me see, man!

Alright, here goes...

I'm not trying to make you feel bad, babe, but that's not THAT big.

That's not all of it... OH! ED! You're getting water everywhere! Those pajamas are silk!

#OFMD #OFMDMerMay #OFMDNSFW #OurBricksMeanDeath

Stede has been trying to find Ed for ages after their breakup, but Ed's new friend isn't very happy to see him... Will Ed save Stede or let the kraken have its way?!

MerMay Prompts: Travel, Kraken

#OurBricksMeanDeath #OFMD #MerMay #OFMDMerMay