The Hidden History of Trump’s First Trip to Moscow In 1987, a young real estate developer traveled to the Soviet Union. The KGB almost certainly made the trip happen.

#Krasnov loves, Loves, LOVES a good grooming. Between #RoyCohn and #PapaPutin, err, Vlad, the #OvalOfficeOccupier has got it bad. REAL BAD.

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"Trust me, folks! The way #DarrylRevok lit up #LeonMusk was straight FIRE! Leon was like a KETAMINE POWDER KEG! Of course, I wisely scrammed before Darryl directed his diabolical disintegration at WHOEVER is responsible for voters being SCAMMED!" - #Kraznov, #OvalOfficeOccupier.

"Trust me, folks! #LeonSkum and I are JUST going to visit our extraterrestrial friend, Terrible, err, Terl, and look at his fancy gold collection! Absolutely no GRIFTING or THEFT connection! JUST want to rub my horrible hiney on it & pretend its my TOILET!" - #Kraznov, err, #OvalOfficeOccupier.

“Trust me, folks! ‘They said’ NOTHING could top #GeorgeWBush’s #MissionAccomplished! Hold my #Adderall . . . while I DROP this Federal aviation ball!” - #OvalOfficeOccupier.

“Trust me, folks! Clinton may have been impeached for lying about placing his penis inside a female intern’s mouth, but, in turn, I perpetually place #PapaPutin’s penis inside MY mouth, lie about EVERYTHING, and get away with it! I’m TWICE IMPEACHED and can’t be reached!” - #OvalOfficeOccupier.

"Trust me, folks! I SUDDENLY want to appear to be a #RealAmericanHero, yeah, JUST like the tv show, and DO RIGHT by #Ukraine, though #PapaPutin will then spill ALL the #Espionage dirt on my TRAITOROUS ass! Only thing better? Graham pulling a Snape! Right?" - #OvalOfficeOccupier.

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"Trust me, folks! #TootsieGarbage is going to be a tremendous DNI! She and the rest of my cruddy cabal, err, crash-damaged cabinet will help assign the #UnitedStates a permanent DNR!" - #OvalOfficeOccupier.

“Trust me, kid! The ENTIRE WORLD wants me to SHUT MY MOUTH, too . . . but I promise to take you and your father, #LeonSkum, down with me before that happens! Right? Am I right? You like that?” - #OvalOfficeOccupier.

"Trust me, folks! After #NYCMayor #EricAdams made the 'standard' $1M donation of his, err, the #NYCTaxpayers money to my campaign, I had no choice but to command MY, err, ask the DOJ to free Adams of his corruption terrors, err, his self-inflicted errors." - #OvalOfficeOccupier.

"Trust me, folks! Hair loss is no LAUGHING matter, unless MY, err, someone's ancient aryan weave is completely in tatters! I once imagined I would lose my 'handsome' head of hair in heroic battle, but THIS is what I get for being ALL RED CAP and NO CATTLE." - #OvalOfficeOccupier.

"Trust me, folks! The #NFL promised to replace #EndRacism with #EndOldWhiteRacistOligarchs. Whatwuzzat? I'm an old white racist oligarch? Pfft! I'm an old ORANGE racist WANNABE oligarch. There's a difference there, right? Am I right?" - #OvalOfficeOccupier.

"Trust me, folks! #LeonSkum and #Douche, err, #DOGE may have gone #DoggieStyle on the #USTreasury, but it WILL result in NECESSARY INFLATIONARY PAIN to #WeThePeople! Oh, that was my TERRIFIC TARIFFS? I caved in on those like a Neanderthal, right? RIGHT?" - #OvalOfficeOccupier.

"Trust me, folks! #LeonSkum practically offered me and my #KompromatHostages, err, #SingleIssueSychofants, err, #GutlessSupporters a flight into #TheTwilightZone! For $1M per campaign plate, err, passenger, I simply cannot wait!" - #OvalOfficeOccupier.

"Trust me, folks! #LeonSkum promised to fasten some outdated rollercoaster seating within Starship's UUUGE storage space, along with those dropdown oxygen thingies! Totally safe! Totally beautiful! He even said, 'Better to burn out than to fade away!'" - #OvalOfficeOccupier.

#LeonSkum surely wants to present the ultimate spectacle to #WeThePeople. He should invite the #OvalOfficeOccupier, his ENTIRE political cabinet, GOP membership (within Congress & within each of 50 states legislatures) to board his latest #Starship and 🎶"take a little trip."🎵

"Trust me, folks! I'm working hard fore, Fore, FORE, err, for lowering the price of gaslighting you, um, gas, making my supporters wear egg on their faces, uh, eggs, and many other things!" - #OvalOfficeOccupier.

“Trust me, folks! Don, Jr. nose, err, knows he will have to cut back on his consumption of peppy powder from his favorite record label!” - #OvalOfficeOccupier.

I have maintained for almost a decade: #GOPIsComplicit for not vetting their candidate in 2016 and pushing an orange asshole who was the #OvalOfficeOccupier instead of a rightfully installed Administration. His was an "administration" to shame our nation.

Rinse and REPEAT, clearly.